# Ladies; Ever get a creepy PM from a fellow Doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 23, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952 "2013-08-23T10:39:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/161 "2013-08-27T01:44:40Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Well, at first, I was like “that’s creepy, but not really sick and twisted.” But then I re-read it a couple times… > > :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: > > Bravo! Well done! Ha, thanks. I was going for subtle.😛 So, about that coffee?😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/162 "2013-08-27T01:45:05Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I’m trying to build sex toys out of Legos. “Is that a Lego?” Guy here but I’ve filled and deleted my in and out box a couple of times with just a lot of discussion, commiseration and good natured back slapping. Now I feel so… used. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/163 "2013-08-27T02:51:22Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > “Is that a Lego?” I know that reference! > [@](#): > > I’ve filled and deleted my in and out box a couple of times. That just sounds…wrong in this thread 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/164 "2013-08-27T02:56:52Z")
I hope I’ve sent out a few and just forgotten about them. My creepy credentials have been going south for quite a while. I’ve become so bland. It sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/165 "2013-08-27T03:12:28Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > “Is that a Lego?” Too twisted? Not sick enough? I need a little feedback here. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/166 "2013-08-27T03:53:30Z")
Practice Wesley, it takes practice. ---
**Author:** ![Mathematics](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@Mathematics](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mathematics)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/167 "2013-08-27T03:55:50Z")
I’ve posted about “clitoral orgasms”, sex toys, lesbian sex (I think) and a lot of other sexy stuff. The only two PM conversations I’ve ever been in are someone telling me the name of an artist I didn’t know and recently someone the field of food science explaining their job. I guess I need to step it up if I want to get creepy messages. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/168 "2013-08-27T04:07:23Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Too twisted? Not sick enough? I need a little feedback here. Someone needs to link to this _classic_ thread about funny things said during sex. 'Nuff said 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/169 "2013-08-27T12:04:44Z")
> [@Mathematics](#): > > I’ve posted about “clitoral orgasms”, sex toys, lesbian sex (I think) and a lot of other sexy stuff. > > The only two PM conversations I’ve ever been in are someone telling me the name of an artist I didn’t know and recently someone the field of food science explaining their job. > > I guess I need to step it up if I want to get creepy messages. Change your username too. Change it to something like slut\_bunny, that helps. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/170 "2013-08-28T03:46:04Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Change your username too. Change it to something like slut\_bunny, that helps. Now half the guys are going to take up that suggestion just to test the theory.😉 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/171 "2013-08-28T05:20:57Z")
> [@Randy\_Seltzer](#): > > I sent a creepy PM to a woman on the board once. It did not go well. > > \ > > I still regret it and wish there had been a way to handle it better. Perhaps by keeping my nose out of it in the first place. If you find yourself in such a situation again, PM a mod (with links to the indiscreet posts) and explain why you feel they should intervene, even without her asking them to (if all the indiscreet information is in a single post, simply report it). If the mods think you should butt out, they’ll just let you know. I once had to perform such a service for a Doper, and there weren’t any repercussions. Said Doper is still posting regularly. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/172 "2013-08-28T13:25:03Z")
> [@Asympotically\_fat](#): > > If I may then, perhaps I could try one out on you (I will post it rather than PM it to allow others to critque it): > > Dear raventhief > > In my country (Englandshire) stealing ravens is a very serious crime, indeed it is said if the ravens ever leave the tower of London the Crown and Britain will fall, so in some instances at least it could constitute high treason. However I find the idea of raven thievery both exhilarates me and arouses me and I am keen to learn more, perhaps you could instruct me further? I would not think that I should jump in at the deep end to begin with: perhaps I could try stealing some of the smaller corvids and work my way up? I would suggest perhaps stealing magpies as a starting point (with the added bonus if caught I could claim that the magpie had stolen itself). I would be grateful for your instruction and could offer sexual favours in return. > > Yours, > > AS > > PS please find attached a daguerreotype of my genitalia. This is truly awesome. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/173 "2013-08-28T13:41:15Z")
> [@Mathematics](#): > > I’ve posted about “clitoral orgasms”, sex toys, lesbian sex (I think) and a lot of other sexy stuff. > > The only two PM conversations I’ve ever been in are someone telling me the name of an artist I didn’t know and recently someone the field of food science explaining their job. > > I guess I need to step it up if I want to get creepy messages. Can you forward the food scientist one? I’ve always wondered about that too. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/174 "2013-08-28T14:17:27Z")
[Very short thread about food science.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=559603) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/175 "2013-08-28T14:20:49Z")
Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/176 "2013-08-28T14:25:28Z")
You’re welcome. I could have sworn someone did an Ask the Food Scientist thread but if they did, I haven’t found it. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/177 "2013-08-28T14:31:45Z")
I don’t feel the need to send any. I post my creepy sexually themed posts right in the threads. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/178 "2013-08-28T16:59:36Z")
Nothing here. Apparently I don’t come across as a MZILF :D. ---
**Author:** ![Crumbled\_Bumble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@Crumbled\_Bumble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crumbled_Bumble)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/179 "2013-08-28T17:02:37Z")
I remember when I first used the Internet… Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952/180 "2013-08-30T03:12:58Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Whoa, that is seriously screwed up. What goes through the mind of someone who does something like that? “Maybe I should run for mayor of New York.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-ever-get-a-creepy-pm-from-a-fellow-doper/666952.md?page=10)