# Ladies, Gentlemen and Dopers (hee!) Fenris's 2K Post Party. Pants not required. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687 "2001-07-16T15:08:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/1 "2001-07-16T15:08:37Z")
All those who snubbed me way back in my [100[sup]th[/sup] Post Party](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31474), I’ll bet you feel sorry now! Right? Right!? Ummm…I guess I _was_ trying a little too hard back then. I wanted to use my 2000[sup]th[/sup] post to say something witty and profound, but, near as I can figure, I used it in a “Get Smart” joke ([here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1445730#post1445730)), which, I suppose is actually appropriate in a weird way. Anyway, thanks to all of you for making the time I’ve spent here during my previous 2000 posts so great, and here’s looking at great times in the next 2K[sup]4[/sup] more. Fernis ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/2 "2001-07-16T15:11:12Z")
I’m such a loser. I always get to parties first. :: dancing awkwardly by myself, looking at pictures on Fenris’ walls:: ::cough:: jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/3 "2001-07-16T15:14:50Z")
/me streaks through because he can only think of one person who would even begin to want to see him without any pants on. Congrats **Fenris**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/4 "2001-07-16T15:15:01Z")
You had a 100th post party, too? Sweet. I think mine was about as successful as yours. Newbiedom…those were the days. Congratulations, **Fenris**. Throughout your 2000 posts, you have proven yourself to have a writing style that is above and beyond most of the posters here, and a sense of humor that is as golden as it is twisted. Keep it up, and here’s to an even longer stay here! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/5 "2001-07-16T15:19:06Z")
::bursts in door, carrying assorted pairs of pants:: sorry I’m late, I was busy ‘helping’ others get ready for the party. At least I **think** they were planning on coming here. Hmmm **Fenris** my pal, my long lost twin, my compadre, my switched at birth partner (did you know by the way, that my mom **was** given the wrong baby at the hospital when I was born? we’re _fairly_ confident that I am the correct one). - anyhow, 2000 posts, eh? I’d better get crackin’ at reading them (I’m only up to 1508 presently)… ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/6 "2001-07-16T15:20:34Z")
::drops trou and runs through w/o pants, with li’l Trip just a breezin’ in the wind:: Tripler No pants required. Shirts and shoes are, however. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/7 "2001-07-16T15:21:55Z")
::Comes in with a horde of nubile, semi naked females in tow that dance around Fenris and toss rose petals in the air:: Congratulations, **Fenris**. I look forward to every one of your next 2000 posts. Oh, and the girls? All yours, babe. They are young and vigorous. Very vigorous. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/8 "2001-07-16T15:33:28Z")
And most of those 2000+ posts have made laugh, think, or spit beverages on my computer work area. Here’s to reading more of your wit, and inside the Hallmark card, you’ll find a the bill for the latter: I’ve already added the costs of future keyboards that will need to be replaced and a box of screen wipes. And ohmygod you really are NOT wearing pants! Neither am I. I’m wearing a skirt. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/9 "2001-07-16T15:53:10Z")
A thread about not wearing pants, and **Astroboy14** hasn’t shown up yet? What’s that about? Congratulations, **Fenris**. I drop trow in your honor. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/10 "2001-07-16T15:53:30Z")
Congrats on the 2K mark. All those months of blood, sweat and tears, all those late night runs for ammo and chinese food, all the tawdry affairs with foreign heads of state have led to this ultimate moment, post number 2000. I’m proud of you man. And I don’t even want your Bud Light. May your yellow bell peppers ever be fresh, and your humor flow like milk and honey throughout the promised land. Now, bring on the dancing girls! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/11 "2001-07-16T16:08:22Z")
Congrats, Fenris! I’d take you out for a beer after work, but you know, that 20 mile drive is just unbearable unless I’m already going that way 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/12 "2001-07-16T16:22:45Z")
Yay Fenris! Yay! I love Fenris! Woo! Yay! [sub]:: whispers to herself: be cool, Fran, be cool ::[/sub] So… not bad. I guess you done quite well. [sub]:: wanders into the kitchen, mixes herself a classy drink :: :: Leans nonchalently against the counter ::[/sub] So… you come here often? Yes that’s right, it is your house. [sub]:: Think woman, think. Move away slowly but calmly. Lets try not to frighten him. ::[/sub] I’m just going to… go over here… for a little while. [sub]:: unable to contain herself, runs screaming through the house ::[/sub] I LOVE FENRIS! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/13 "2001-07-16T16:43:28Z")
Well okay **Fenris,** seein’ as it’s your party an’ all. ziiippppp! Yer a great big beautiful star! Congrats **Fenris** ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/14 "2001-07-16T17:21:20Z")
Congrats, **Fenris** , and thank you for the many, many great posts. I’ll never forget the groundhogs, goats or sneaky-pooping-on-the-cat threads you… [sup]whisperwhisper_Scylla_whisperwhisper[/sup] Oh, uh, yeah. Well, I’m sure you’ve written some good stuff, too. Maybe an Opera about the [SDMB Cabal](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59004) or some such thing… You keep writing and I’ll keep reading. You’re stuff really is pretty amazing sometimes. [sub]\*: I’m wearing trousers.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/15 "2001-07-16T17:32:29Z")
Congratulations, **Fenris**! Hope your next 2000 posts are as witty and insightful as the last 2000. Nice party, too. I’m going to see if I can make my way to the stereo and have a look at the music collection–maybe we’ll put on some Cuff Links… 🙂 Keep writing your posts. Loved your Dylan-esque stuff in ATMB recently! ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/16 "2001-07-16T17:56:10Z")
Good for you. :-p ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/17 "2001-07-16T18:31:36Z")
Hey, I’m never one to turn down a party. Pants must remain on, however, as I’m at work. I’m not too sure the faculty would appreciate me posting without pants. They might _frown_ on that sort of behavior. Happy 2K and many more! ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/18 "2001-07-16T18:48:36Z")
Well considering you can use any post to say somethings= witty and profound, I applaud your effort to use your special 2000th post to get people nekkid! [well…at least pant-less anyways]. So Happy 2000th. May u have many more 🙂 Maybe one day I’ll get to throw one of these parties for myself. ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/19 "2001-07-16T18:50:27Z")
Boy, are my Happy Fun Squad Nekkid Cake-Dancers busy this week… ::::: wheels in the cake :::::: ::::: cues the HFS Nekkid dancers to come out of the cake ::::::: Rah rah rah! (and two and three and four and…) Fenris Fenris he’s our man If he can’t post 'em No one can! (and five and six and…) Raaaaaah Fenris! :::: does a little Happy Dance :::::: ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/20 "2001-07-16T20:03:46Z")
I got yer dancing girls right [here](http://www.geocities.com/techchick68/vegas/belly2.html). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687.md?page=2)