# Ladies, Gentlemen and Dopers (hee!) Fenris's 2K Post Party. Pants not required. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687 "2001-07-16T15:08:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/21 "2001-07-16T20:53:23Z")
Happy 2k, **Fenris**! Sorry, my pants must also remain on, as I am at work. Though I don’t think anyone here would notice… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/22 "2001-07-16T22:38:16Z")
Congrats on the 2k, **Fenris**. They certainly enhanced _my_ reading pleasure on the board! Now… Pants are gone (and this is a surprise **how**?) Anyone wanna pass me a drink? ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/23 "2001-07-16T23:19:12Z")
::deb walks in with dog:: oops did you say no pants, Sassy you must sit outside, ok now the pants are outside. Get it, dogs, pants, he he uhm, cough. Fenris congrat on the 2K+ posts. I enjoy reading your stuff. deb ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/24 "2001-07-16T23:49:44Z")
Okay, sure … 2000 posts. But take away the wit, the parodies, the charm, the entertaining fiction and the gratuitous sucking up to the mods and what have you got? ONE FREAKING POST! Sheesh! People get so excited about the most trivial things. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/25 "2001-07-16T23:58:03Z")
Already 2000 posts ? Gee, you don’t look more than 1000 ! 😛 \ Anyway, Congrats **Fenris** , may the qualities of your further posts surpass even more the previous. [sub]kilts don’t count as pants, don’t they ?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/26 "2001-07-17T00:50:31Z")
Hands **jarbabyj** a drink, whispers that it’s tres chic to arrive first and that showing up first is _all_ the rage amongst the smart set. Goes to the bar and hands **Bumbazine** , **Tripler** , **Fiver** , **Simetra** and **Jester** drinks. Thanks **Jester** for the kind words. **wring**! Mi Compadre! Any parent who got you at the hospital would have, _by definition_ gotten the right child! **Arden!** [sub]eep![/sub] Ahem. \ What do I need mere girls for when I have **women** like you and **wring** to keep me honest!\ [sub]oogles the girls for a bit[/sub] **Screech-owl** , have a drink. And I said “Pant are optional”! So skirts are jes’ fine. **Manservant Hecubus** I appreciate the thought of a beer! 😃 Hands **Verrain** a drink, thanks **Verrain** for the compliments and comments that **Arden** brought the dancing girls! Thanks **Francesca**! I’m flattered! **Thinksnow** , pfffbt! ;)Have a drink. **Spoons** : Y’know, later on, we can dig out my copies of Edison Lighthouse, and The Lemon Pipers **Gunslinger** :-p right back atcha. 🙂 **BunnyGirl & Lady Juliet** , Glad you could come and thanks for the compliments. Watches **Elenfair** do the cheerleader thing, notices **Arden’s** dancing girls enviously watching **Elen**. **Rasa and BunnyGirl** : As I said, pants are _optional_! Hands a drink to **TruePisces** **deb2world** Cute. Very cute. 🙂 C’mon in and join the party. **Euty** : I may have had only one post by your count, but you must admit it was a **damned good post!** 😃 (Thanks **Euty**!!) **detop** : Kilts != Pants. Which, I add, are _optional_! Anyway, have a drink! Shakes fingers to try to restore circulation! Fenris ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/27 "2001-07-17T01:28:29Z")
Congratulations, **Fenris**! I took my pants off. Can I come in? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/28 "2001-07-17T01:29:02Z")
::Walks in with a bottle of Everclear. Wearing a miniskirt and little baby tee with Jeff Hardy’s picture on it:: Congrats Fenris:) [sub]Underpants count as pants,right?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/29 "2001-07-17T01:45:29Z")
Congratulations **Fenris!** You have made me laugh out loud on several occasions, and for that I thank you! Keep 'em coming… Oh, and I will keep my pants on, thank you very much. But I will contribute the obligatory hot tub and vanilla scented massage oil. Enjoy! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/30 "2001-07-17T01:58:14Z")
Congrats **Fenris** , I’m here with Twister, a bottle of baby oil and way too much alcohol. Let’s see if we can’t get some people drunk and slippery 😃 ---
**Author:** ![domina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/96bed5/32.png) [@domina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/domina)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/31 "2001-07-17T02:19:33Z")
Sorry I’m late, Fenris, but I thought I’d order up some Chick tracts to hand out as party favors. Where should I tell them to back in the truck? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/32 "2001-07-17T03:45:31Z")
2000? Feh. Piker. I’ve got over 5000 posts, and not a useful one in the bunch! Hah! Beat _that!_ [sub]_as if_ having 5000 posts’ worth of absolute bulls\*\*\* is a goal one would actually _want_ to achieve…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/33 "2001-07-17T06:50:35Z")
Well, sheez. I hate these things, normally. But, hey, a party’s a party, and if anyone deserves a high five, a pat on the back, and a lap dance (stop running away, I didn’t mean a lap dance from ME) for what they’ve done around here, it’s **Fenris**. You rule dude. Actually, I just came in here to get my pants back from **wring**. ::looks around:: Hmm… well… I wouldn’t want to be… _overdressed_. Someone hand me a drink! Cheers. ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/34 "2001-07-17T07:39:20Z")
Good evening sir. I’m Miller, Mr Redboss’s butler. (May I take that tray for you sir? There.) Mr Redboss asked me to look in and pay his respects, sir. I’m afraid he’s not too chipper at the moment, ever since his deceased Aunty May sent a psychic message to him while he was posting on About This Message Board. (Can I open that champagne for you sir? There.) He also said something to the effect, sir, that you being such an inspiration to him, given your adroit mix of intelligence, perception, insight and slapstick, he felt inadequate to the thought of actually meeting you, especially without pants. I think it’s meant to go the other way up, sir. Like that. There. Well sir, as you can see, the pants situation wasn’t such a challenge for me. Now, would you like me to pass those savouries among the guests sir? Not at all sir. Very good, sir. No, I don’t think we’ll miss him either, sir. Very good sir. There. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/35 "2001-07-17T07:54:03Z")
Congrats, **Fenris**. As others have said, your posts are awesome. I shall, given the low temperatures about my toes at the moment, keep my sweatpants on [sub](Thank you, there is a God, says World. News at 11)[/sub]. But my _spirit_ shall be fully air-conditioned … Got any cider? ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687/36 "2001-07-17T09:37:43Z")
Hahahaha! **Miller** is **Redboss** ’ butler! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-gentlemen-and-dopers-hee-fenriss-2k-post-party-pants-not-required/72687.md?page=1)