# Ladies, help me buy some cologne!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-me-buy-some-cologne/84949>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 2, 2001, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-me-buy-some-cologne/84949 "2001-10-02T11:02:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-me-buy-some-cologne/84949/1 "2001-10-02T11:02:48Z")

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Went to the mall the other day to do a little shopping. One of the things I was going to buy was cologne. when I get there I realized that I have no idea whats good these days so I figured I would take this smell good problem straight to the dope. So how about it, what should I buy to help me out with the _lllaadiess_ \<boom chika chika boom chika chika porno music plays in background as **SHAKES** smiles at you cavalierly with one eyebrow raised.\>

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-me-buy-some-cologne/84949/2 "2001-10-02T11:06:30Z")

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You might want to try [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90033) thread.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-me-buy-some-cologne/84949/3 "2001-10-02T11:16:08Z")

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Uh yep, I really need to learn to do a search before I post. Sorry…

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-me-buy-some-cologne/84949/4 "2001-10-02T12:01:44Z")

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Or [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=58346). (I picked Eternity.)