# Ladies ---Help us guys out, here, please?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-us-guys-out-here-please/188606>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-us-guys-out-here-please/188606 "2003-07-15T08:02:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-us-guys-out-here-please/188606/41 "2003-07-19T18:44:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ccwaterback \*  
> \*\*My favorite line?
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> Would you like to go to my place and make a movie? \*\*

Didn’t you just say, “If it turns out she’s just looking for a lump of meat to hop in the sack with for the night, adios”? Or, was that your evil twin?

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-us-guys-out-here-please/188606/42 "2003-07-19T20:10:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Davebear \*  
> \*\*Didn’t you just say, “If it turns out she’s just looking for a lump of meat to hop in the sack with for the night, adios”? Or, was that your evil twin? \*\*

What I meant was that is my favorite line in the set of all “lines”. I’m not a line person 🙂

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-us-guys-out-here-please/188606/43 "2003-07-19T23:27:03Z")

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I think the best one I saw on the board was 'Is your father Jesus, because you give me an ------- (Thats the word I forgot, at this point–pray tell anyone remember that?)…

Ah, lines for the shy:  
“I’m a little shy, but I didn’t want to miss this opportunity to meet you.”

—\>. Ask someone where they got their footwear, sunglasses or sweatshirt."

----\>: “You look happy. What are you thinking about that makes you feel content?”

Not so hot lines:  
" The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread theword."

—\>[Grab his/her tush.]  
Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-help-us-guys-out-here-please/188606/44 "2003-07-30T05:05:13Z")

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You just gave me a ResErection?

Never heard the joke/line, but seems like a good fit …

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