Gorgon, I love you like a … well, like a doper, I guess, but I HAVE TO ASK … just how dim do you think I am? You seem astonished that I had a good idea!

Gorgon, I love you like a … well, like a doper, I guess, but I HAVE TO ASK … just how dim do you think I am? You seem astonished that I had a good idea!

I’m so proud.
Asked Mr. Tupug to go online to Sears.com and pick the cordless drill of his choice plus some other manly tools. Then he e-mailed the links to what he wanted and I went online to Sears.com and purchased said presents and picked them up at the merchandise center the same day! I LOVE the Internet! As for my son (hereinafter referred to as the Prince of Tires :TM thingy:) a big wad of kaash will make him happier than Tiny Tim.
Huh?
Of course. You should be asking for I or HH or even EE bonds, or maybe some index funds, or how about some shares of a nice stable company, or…
Thanks! I can’t wait to play with them…uuuuuh, I mean…I hope he likes them! (hehehehe.)
I’m all over that mini-fridge idea too. I hope someone gets me one!
Of course it goes without saying, that if you can’t decide on a gift, you can’t go wrong with one of the Straight Dope books, eh?
https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat
I’ve got two men in my life that I need to shop for and it’s incredibly easy.
First there’s my dad who is a contractor and loves his power tools. So he usually shows me a new tool he’s wanting when gift giving time comes around. He’s also into war games and books if the power tool idea falls through.
Then there’s Punha. He insists that I buy him nothing at all.
Like I said, shopping for my men is easy. 