# Ladies, I present to you the New Semi Gay Ken Doll. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 18, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439 "2006-01-18T00:02:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439/41 "2006-01-20T13:12:59Z")
I just looooooove ebay! [Frank Sinatra Doll](http://cgi.ebay.com/NUDE-4-OOAK-NEW-CE-FRANK-SINATRA-JOINTED-KEN-BARBIE_W0QQitemZ5641791358QQcategoryZ15954QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem) Apparently, Frankie boy is not hung like a horse. Who knew there would be a Mob Connection doll. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439/42 "2006-01-20T13:58:00Z")
\*My name’s Ken And I like men But the people at Mattel The home that I call hell Are somewhat bothered by My queer proclivities… They always stick me With Barbie But I want you to know I prefer GI Joe But any able-bodied man-doll Will surely do Just someone to love, since I am Not set up to screw\* “Ken,” The Negro Problem ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439/43 "2006-01-20T14:22:20Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > [Frank Sinatra Doll](http://cgi.ebay.com/NUDE-4-OOAK-NEW-CE-FRANK-SINATRA-JOINTED-KEN-BARBIE_W0QQitemZ5641791358QQcategoryZ15954QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem) Apparently, Frankie boy is not hung like a horse. OOAK auctions are the best. It seems this seller specializes in nude dolls. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439/44 "2006-01-20T14:56:16Z")
Is it a bad thing that I find Billy kind of hot? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439/45 "2006-01-20T16:21:54Z")
> [@Jeep's Phoenix](#): > > OOAK auctions are the best. It seems this seller specializes in nude dolls. A friend of mines son asked, " Why are there nude headless barbie dolls at everyone’s house we go to, mom." She replied, " They are plotting a world takeover son." ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439/46 "2006-01-20T16:36:56Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Is it a bad thing that I find Billy kind of hot? No, but his boyfriend Carlos might get a little jealous and you don’t want to piss off them Latin mens! (I was going to link to a picture of Carlos, but my browser at work blocked the site, citing “Nudity; gay/lesbian; travel.” Travel?) ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439/47 "2006-01-20T17:06:07Z")
Barbie/GI Joe party update: Last night, the four original Barbies were joined by 5 additional Barbies. Those are the two happiest GI Joes in the world, I think. One of the Barbies is dark skinned and has crimped, blond-streaked hair. I wish I was GI Joe. ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439/48 "2006-01-20T17:57:39Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > “Nudity; gay/lesbian; travel.” Travel? I think it’s a typo: “Nudity, gay/lesbian traval” is what it’s supposed to say. Face it, your browser just doesn’t want you to have a good trip. ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439/49 "2006-01-20T17:59:40Z")
> [@Cerowyn](#): > > I think it’s a typo: “Nudity, gay/lesbian traval” is what it’s supposed to say. Face it, your browser just doesn’t want you to have a good trip. Sigh. _Travel_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-i-present-to-you-the-new-semi-gay-ken-doll/340439.md?page=2)