# Ladies - is getting DP'ed "the ultimate?" REALLY? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 29, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974 "2008-11-29T21:04:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/41 "2008-11-30T16:06:23Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > Yeah, I knew the lack of the “just kidding” smiley during editing would come back to bite me in the ass. Sorry to offend- I didn’t realize you had such delicate sensibilities. Why is it that people who make such kind, gentle comments about others always “forgot to add the smiley”? I’m not offended, I know that some people can’t see any further than their own narrow little view of reality in which anything not “ok” for them is “sick” and “wrong” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/42 "2008-11-30T17:29:46Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Doesn’t have to be divided between orafices according to the vast wasteland of the Google image search. I stand corrected, sir. Puzzled, but corrected. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/43 "2008-11-30T17:33:46Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > …the woman being worshipped and adored by two gorgeous men. These men are typically heterosexual and, therefore, only interested in the woman – which translates into a whole lot of action for her. Her sex fantasy might be as innocent as being penetrated by one man while performing oral sex on the other On the other hand, _that_ has been a common scene in my fantasy life. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/44 "2008-11-30T18:06:36Z")
Another data point. There is this lady that I have known since high school. We get together for dinner or a drink every few months and catch up on what is going on in our lives. About 20 years ago, she was dating a guy that was into the swing scene. When we would meet she would tell me about swinger parties. So this one night we meet for a drink. She was literally bouncing up and down on the bar stool in anticipation of what she wanted to tell me. As soon as the bar tender brought our drinks, and left, she told me that she had gone to a party and had two guys at the same time. While telling me this her face looked like this 😃 From what she said (she didn’t go into too many details) it was one oral, the other vaginal/anal. So based on her reaction, I would say this act was fairly high up her fantasy list. To the best of my knowledge, she only did it that one time. ---
**Author:** ![Soapbox\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Soapbox\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soapbox_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/45 "2008-11-30T21:30:18Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > This top 10 female sex fantasy involves the woman being worshipped and adored by two gorgeous men. Any woman who would think that two guys plowing away at her in unison are worshipping her are delusional. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/46 "2008-11-30T21:48:33Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Honestly as a dude I can say that I’m not interested in it either. It’s just two guys almost or actually rubbing their dicks together. No thanks. think I could take the chance of rubbing nutsacks with another dude. [/QUOTE] > [@billfish678](#): > > Ziplock bags, rubber bands, duct tape, or even zip ties if you wanna go all 21st century…or patches of burlap to recreate that wild west feel… > > they all have uses other than advertised! > > sorry…couldnt help myself 🙂 > > btw…burlap chaffs You’re close. They’re called nut coozies. Don’t leave home without 'em! ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/47 "2008-11-30T22:32:46Z")
the only thing i’ve ever wondered about this is, what on earth do you do with 3 pairs of legs all in the same space? it seems like it would take a lot of directing and one could lose interest with all the “no your other left” and “no,no, i move this way, you move that way” stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/48 "2008-11-30T22:36:26Z")
> [@rocking\_chair](#): > > the only thing i’ve ever wondered about this is, what on earth do you do with 3 pairs of legs all in the same space? > > it seems like it would take a lot of directing and one could lose interest with all the “no your other left” and “no,no, i move this way, you move that way” stuff. It’s humping. We figure this kind of thing out instinctually. If you need a visual, there is no shortage of porn out there to help you with it. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/49 "2008-11-30T23:14:36Z")
Okay, it seems clear that DP is NOT the fantasy of choice for doper women. Nor is it the favorite fantasy of other women, by extension. And IF a woman fantasizes about DP, most would not be willing to perform the act in real life. Admittedly, there are doper women, and others, by extension, who have in fact experienced DP and there are others who would be willing to experience DP and presumably there are other women who will have the experience. So, I would like to ask the following: What Are the favorite fantasies of women? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/50 "2008-11-30T23:19:12Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > think I could take the chance of rubbing nutsacks with another dude. You’re close. They’re called nut coozies. Don’t leave home without 'em! [/QUOTE] Are they homemade or store bought? Because some folks think store bought coozies are crass commercialism…and yet others worry about the tackiness of homemade crafts. I think I’ll just make sure to tell my grandmother to bake me a nice pie for christmas this year…no use getting her all involved in this controversy ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/51 "2008-11-30T23:25:05Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > So, I would like to ask the following: What Are the favorite fantasies of women? Having a man take out the garbage without being asked? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/52 "2008-11-30T23:39:38Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > It’s humping. We figure this kind of thing out instinctually. If you need a visual, there is no shortage of porn out there to help you with it. I don’t think as a species we really have much of a 3some instinct. We’re humans, not mallards. 😛 That being said, I’ve certainly been involved in a few more-than-2somes in my time, but I find them, much for this reason, rather awkward and unpleasant. By the time everybody has finally found a comfortable position, I’ve usually lost interest. My last SO was very much into 3somes and was always dropping hints (or blatant requests), but we only actually had one once, which, coincidentally, occurred months after we had broken up. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/53 "2008-12-01T00:15:13Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > Okay, it seems clear that DP is NOT the fantasy of choice for doper women. Incorrect. Go back to Statistics 101. The correct interpretation would be, “It is clear that DP is not the fantasy of choice for _Doper women who have responded to this thread_.” It’s certainly not hard to see why someone is more likely to volunteer the information that they’re _not_ into a sexual act that is widely considered very kinky than they are to volunteer that they _are_ into it. Especially if they don’t consider themselves “anonymous” on this board. Some people will admit anything to anyone at any time. Most people are a little more circumspect. And none of the above should be taken as any indication of my own feelings with regard to double penetration. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/54 "2008-12-01T00:18:00Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Double penetrated, that is having more than one **weiner** in you at the same time. OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:D:D:D Being German, I laughed till I cried when I read the word I bolded up there! The word “wiener” is misspelled, which causes it to be pronounced **“whiner”**. Oh **JESUS** , thanks for the laugh. I can just hear both of them now: “You wouldn’t _believe_ the kind of day I had at the orifice today, Jack!” “Tell me about it. I wasn’t able to take a lunch till 3 this afternoon!” Anybody wanna jump in here and finish this? I have to go to work! Thanks again for the smiles **Cluricaun** , and please don’t take this personal, okay? I mean no offense. I used to teach high school English, so I sort of “see” these things. I’m kinda anal that way, I reckon! Oh-Oh. I said “anal” didn’t I? :D:D:D Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/55 "2008-12-01T01:24:32Z")
> [@Soapbox\_Monkey](#): > > Any woman who would think that two guys plowing away at her in unison are worshipping her are delusional. No more than any man who has two women doing two things to him at once. ---
**Author:** ![Soapbox\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Soapbox\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soapbox_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/56 "2008-12-01T01:41:22Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > No more than any man who has two women doing two things to him at once. No more delusional? I don’t think many guys in a threesome would even bother deluding themselves with notions of being the object of worship. They’d simply screw the girls and then go off and brag about it to their friends, just the same as the two guys who tag team a single girl would do. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/57 "2008-12-01T02:20:59Z")
> [@Soapbox\_Monkey](#): > > No more delusional? I don’t think many guys in a threesome would even bother deluding themselves with notions of being the object of worship. They’d simply screw the girls and then go off and brag about it to their friends, just the same as the two guys who tag team a single girl would do. Well, if that’s how a guy treats women, that’s how he expects other guys treat women also. ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/58 "2008-12-01T02:29:11Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > This. > > It’s an okay fantasy, possibly something to be played with involving toys/fingers and _one_ partner, but actually playing out your own little bow chika wow wow scenario? Uh, no. Fantasy, yes, maybe. Real life, never. Never, ever, ever. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/59 "2008-12-01T02:58:45Z")
> [@Soapbox\_Monkey](#): > > No more delusional? I don’t think many guys in a threesome would even bother deluding themselves with notions of being the object of worship. They’d simply screw the girls and then go off and brag about it to their friends, just the same as the two guys who tag team a single girl would do. Nah, you only go off and brag about it the first hundred times. After a while, you get used to it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Soapbox\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Soapbox\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soapbox_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/60 "2008-12-01T02:59:09Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Well, if that’s how a guy treats women, that’s how he expects other guys treat women also. Don’t level those kinds of accusations at me. I’ve been in the company of far too many fraternity guys over the years who have had that general attitude towards women. Are you willing to deny that there are far, FAR too many guys out there who make it their mission to prey on naive and/or drunk girls, only to never call them again, and then laugh and brag about it to their friends? And this attitude seems to be entirely a masculine tendency. I’ve never heard of a woman who preys on and takes advantage of some naive guy only to brag and laugh about it to their friends. It seems like in most cases at least the girls have some general level of respect or fondness for the guy that they’re sleeping with. Which makes it all the more disgusting when the guy has no intention of treating the girl like a human being. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974.md?page=4)