# Ladies - is getting DP'ed "the ultimate?" REALLY? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 29, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974 "2008-11-29T21:04:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/81 "2008-12-01T20:21:24Z")
Were the women in the OP simply discussing butt plugs? Yawn. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/82 "2008-12-01T20:27:19Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > I’m still trying to wrap my mind around the idea of having two penises in one vagina at the same time. Perhaps I’ve been spoiled with larger than ordinary penises, but I can’t imagine how two would fit comfortably, let alone erotically. > > To answer the OP: nope, that isn’t “ultimate” sex to me. But then again, I’m pretty boring. What? Has anybody been talking about two penises in one vagina? I’m not even sure how that would be possible…maybe if the two guys were on their backs and the woman was over them. Not that I want to spend too much time working out this brain teaser. I thought that the OP meant one “up the butt, Bob” and the other vaginally. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/83 "2008-12-01T20:35:11Z")
> [@pepperlandgirl](#): > > What? Has anybody been talking about two penises in one vagina? I’m not even sure how that would be possible…maybe if the two guys were on their backs and the woman was over them. Not that I want to spend too much time working out this brain teaser. I thought that the OP meant one “up the butt, Bob” and the other vaginally. He did, but someone mentioned that a DP can also consist of two in one hole. It is possible, as I’ve seen it in porn. _How_ it’s possible is beyond me. But, if people can get a whole fist in there, then I guess anything is possible. ---
**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/84 "2008-12-01T20:49:19Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > He did, but someone mentioned that a DP can also consist of two in one hole. It is possible, as I’ve seen it in porn. _How_ it’s possible is beyond me. But, if people can get a whole fist in there, then I guess anything is possible. I’ve heard that _entire human beings_ have been in there! That’s fucked up. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/85 "2008-12-01T20:53:39Z")
> [@pepperlandgirl](#): > > What? Has anybody been talking about two penises in one vagina? I’m not even sure how that would be possible… It is. For a cite, see the internet. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/86 "2008-12-02T00:27:02Z")
> [@Soapbox\_Monkey](#): > > Don’t level those kinds of accusations at me. I’ve been in the company of far too many fraternity guys over the years who have had that general attitude towards women. Well, if you hold women in high esteem and would gladly indulge one or more of them in some of their fantasies, then why not assume other guys feel the same way? > [@](#): > > Are you willing to deny that there are far, FAR too many guys out there who make it their mission to prey on naive and/or drunk girls, only to never call them again, and then laugh and brag about it to their friends? And this attitude seems to be entirely a masculine tendency. I’ve never heard of a woman who preys on and takes advantage of some naive guy only to brag and laugh about it to their friends. Sure there are too many. One in a hundred guys doing that is too many. But I posit the majority of guys are more circumspect and respectful than that. Not perfect, but well-meaning. And I’ve heard lots of women talk disrespectfully about the guys ‘they’ve had’ too. But again, they don’t seem to be the majority. > [@](#): > > It seems like in most cases at least the girls have some general level of respect or fondness for the guy that they’re sleeping with. Which makes it all the more disgusting when the guy has no intention of treating the girl like a human being. In my 2+ decades of general medical practice (which included a lot of planned parenthood and similar reproductive/STD clinic work) I’ve seen plenty of men and women whose behavior was all over the spectrum. And I’d have to say that while the guys are overall cruder, the gals can be far more vicious. But overall, most folks were inherently decent people. Just expect 10% assholes and 3% psychopaths in about any general population. ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/87 "2008-12-02T04:26:10Z")
> [@pepperlandgirl](#): > > What? Has anybody been talking about two penises in one vagina? I’m not even sure how that would be possible…maybe if the two guys were on their backs and the woman was over them. Not that I want to spend too much time working out this brain teaser. I thought that the OP meant one “up the butt, Bob” and the other vaginally. Thanks to the miracle of the Internet, I have seen videographic evidence of _triple_ penetration. Even better, one of the participants was Ron Jeremy. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/88 "2008-12-02T04:31:50Z")
I have witnessed the miracle of DVDA in the pile driver position on video. Truly amazing what some people can accomplish. (BTW, if you don’t understand these references, you probably should not look them up.) SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/89 "2008-12-02T05:11:03Z")
> [@SSG\_Schwartz](#): > > I have witnessed the miracle of DVDA in the pile driver position on video. Truly amazing what some people can accomplish. > > (BTW, if you don’t understand these references, you probably should not look them up.) Dude, even the sound of those terms scares me. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/90 "2008-12-02T05:19:05Z")
> [@Litoris](#): > > Why is it that people who make such kind, gentle comments about others always “forgot to add the smiley”? I’m not offended, I know that some people can’t see any further than their own narrow little view of reality in which anything not “ok” for them is “sick” and “wrong” 😃 First time I ever saw that green grinner smiley without hating him. I don’t normally post on these topics, but I think I shall as a hardy ‘fuck you’ to anyone that would think to down a woman for having her sexual preferences and acting them out in any fashion she chooses. I have never had DP, for lots of reasons, but mostly because I don’t get turned on generally by anal, although my husband and I tried anal when I was about 17 and it did not go well, and we both decided to skip that idea. I did see a very good porno with DP in it once, and it was a huge turn on at the time. It made a few of my masterbation fantasies while that particular porno was in rotation. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/91 "2008-12-02T05:23:24Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Dude, even the sound of those terms scares me. It makes the baby Jesus’ bottom cry. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/92 "2008-12-02T06:26:43Z")
> [@SSG\_Schwartz](#): > > I have witnessed the miracle of DVDA in the pile driver position on video. Truly amazing what some people can accomplish. I have been “lucky” enough to witness something that was _dangerously_ close to DVDA…with **fists.** It was doubler-vag fisting, and like…1.5 anal fisting. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/93 "2008-12-02T06:38:49Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > … But overall, most folks were inherently decent people. Just expect 10% assholes and 3% psychopaths in about any general population. **Quadgop** , can I use this sentence for when my son will ask me the age old question if people are inherently good or evil? I’ll tell him this is an estimate from an actual prison doc. (And that percententage of 3-5 % psychopaths was confirmed by Checkly’s [classic](http://www.amazon.com/review/product/0962151904/ref=sr_1_10_cm_cr_acr_img?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1)on pschychopathology). ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/94 "2008-12-02T07:27:57Z")
> [@torie](#): > > Ew. Ewwwwwwww. Ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… > Ouch. > > That help you out any? 😃 This. But also I really just don’t enjoy anal. At all. Sorry fellas, I’ve tried. Ouch. So, no. Also two guys at once in any configuration is a nice fantasy but I have absolutely no interest in turning it into a reality. That would just be…awkward. ---
**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/95 "2008-12-02T18:00:26Z")
I’ve never had a second guy involved, but I’ve been with several women who massively enjoyed me in one orifice and a toy in the other. The most effective for them, as in nearly instant orgasm, has been the penis in the vagina and a plug in the bum. Of course, I’ve been with several women who had less than no interest in trying it, either. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/96 "2008-12-02T22:40:55Z")
> [@black\_rabbit](#): > > Thanks to the miracle of the Internet, I have seen videographic evidence of _triple_ penetration. > > Even better, one of the participants was Ron Jeremy. Triple penetration? Yikes. That sounds pretty darn close to childbirth, which wasn’t exactly an enjoyable experience. To each her own, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/97 "2008-12-02T23:51:05Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > **Quadgop** , can I use this sentence for when my son will ask me the age old question if people are inherently good or evil? I’ll tell him this is an estimate from an actual prison doc. (And that percententage of 3-5 % psychopaths was confirmed by Checkly’s [classic](http://www.amazon.com/review/product/0962151904/ref=sr_1_10_cm_cr_acr_img?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1)on pschychopathology). Be my guest. Just be aware that the percentages are higher in a prison population. Probably 25% assholes (but lots of them ‘stealth assholes’ because they want to get something from me so act nice to me) and 12-15% psychopaths. I love my work! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/98 "2008-12-03T00:22:09Z")
Nothing like seeing the term “Stealth Assholes” in a thread about DP to set me off into fits of laughter… A friend of mine has a Black T-shirt with the words DVDA on it. She tells her grandmother it’s just another metal band that she listens to, that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/99 "2008-12-03T02:03:08Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > Nothing like seeing the term “Stealth Assholes” in a thread about DP to set me off into fits of laughter… > A friend of mine has a Black T-shirt with the words DVDA on it. She tells her grandmother it’s just another metal band that she listens to, that’s all. So her grandmother thinks metal bands are better than punk bands? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/100 "2008-12-03T03:05:42Z")
I’ve worked in online porn but I’ve never even seen DVDA. How do you fit that many people in such a small space? Are the men all clowns? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974.md?page=6)