# Ladies - is getting DP'ed "the ultimate?" REALLY? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 29, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974 "2008-11-29T21:04:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/101 "2008-12-03T03:13:38Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Are the men all clowns? Two assclowns, two… oh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/102 "2008-12-03T03:27:34Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > I’ve worked in online porn but I’ve never even seen DVDA. How do you fit that many people in such a small space? Are the men all clowns? Serious answer? Girl is in the pile-driver position. IOW, propped up on her shoulders with her torso inverted vertically, body folded in half and her holes facing the sky. Guy 1 and 2 penetrate her anally and vaginally with their butts touching and bent at the waist into a sort of frog-jump position. Guy 1 and 2 inch apart leaving their asses 6-8 inches apart and their cocks bent back but remaining inside. Guys 3 and 4 climb in between the first two guys, facing one another while standing vertically and straddling the inverted girl. Those two guys bend their pricks down 180 degrees and enter vaginally and anally alongside guys 1 and 2. All four guys basically bob up and down in unison. It’s a novelty for sure and requires a lot of sexual ambiguity for the guys, more than I could muster anyways. ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/103 "2008-12-03T03:41:13Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > Serious answer? > > Girl is in the pile-driver position. IOW, propped up on her shoulders with her torso inverted vertically, body folded in half and her holes facing the sky. > > Guy 1 and 2 penetrate her anally and vaginally with their butts touching and bent at the waist into a sort of frog-jump position. Guy 1 and 2 inch apart leaving their asses 6-8 inches apart and their cocks bent back but remaining inside. > > Guys 3 and 4 climb in between the first two guys, facing one another while standing vertically and straddling the inverted girl. Those two guys bend their pricks down 180 degrees and enter vaginally and anally alongside guys 1 and 2. > > All four guys basically bob up and down in unison. It’s a novelty for sure and requires a lot of sexual ambiguity for the guys, more than I could muster anyways. I’ve been in a few orgy/swinging situations when I was younger, and that sounds totally un-sexy to me. ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/104 "2008-12-03T03:42:56Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > I’ve worked in online porn but I’ve never even seen DVDA. How do you fit that many people in such a small space? Are the men all clowns? This is a trick question. Right? I have found that roughly 1/3 of women enjoy anal sex. This is on a voluntary basis. And in no way is ever forced between us awful men. The woman is always in complete charge. Always. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/105 "2008-12-03T03:48:25Z")
[http://forums.digitalmedianet.com/cgi-bin/displaywwugpost.fcgi?forum=sonic-foundry\_vegas&post=040619083317.htm](http://forums.digitalmedianet.com/cgi-bin/displaywwugpost.fcgi?forum=sonic-foundry_vegas&post=040619083317.htm) Read only the first paragraph in relation to this discussion. 😃 (SFW) SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/106 "2008-12-03T03:51:20Z")
> [@SSG\_Schwartz](#): > > [http://forums.digitalmedianet.com/cgi-bin/displaywwugpost.fcgi?forum=sonic-foundry\_vegas&post=040619083317.htm](http://forums.digitalmedianet.com/cgi-bin/displaywwugpost.fcgi?forum=sonic-foundry_vegas&post=040619083317.htm) > > Read only the first paragraph in relation to this discussion. 😃 (SFW) > > SSG Schwartz Sounds like Vegas is the place to go if you want to experience DVDA. Figures. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/107 "2008-12-03T03:53:59Z")
> [@BMax](#): > > I’ve been in a few orgy/swinging situations when I was younger, and that sounds totally un-sexy to me. Me too, but I think if I was at a party and someone told me that a girl was going to give it a shot in the other room I’d probably want to see it. But I wouldn’t be up for being tab 1 thru 4, if you get me. Kinda like Evel Knievel jumping the Snake River, I’ll tune in but I’m not putting on a helmet. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/108 "2008-12-03T07:00:08Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > Triple penetration? Yikes. That sounds pretty darn close to childbirth, which wasn’t exactly an enjoyable experience. > > To each her own, I guess. I would think, with a certain level of care & advanced technique, it could work really well as conditioning for childbirth. After building up to it with\* lots\* of fisting. But I can see just avoiding the whole mess & planning on C-sections… That said, on reading the DVDA description, I think anything with “piledriver position” & penises pointing straight down is not sexy for me. Bleh. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/109 "2008-12-03T08:04:35Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > Me too, but I think if I was at a party and someone told me that a girl was going to give it a shot in the other room I’d probably want to see it. But I wouldn’t be up for being tab 1 thru 4, if you get me. Kinda like Evel Knievel jumping the Snake River, I’ll tune in but I’m not putting on a helmet. How about tab 5 or 6? DADVDO, anybody? ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/110 "2008-12-03T08:30:25Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > I’ve worked in online porn but I’ve never even seen DVDA. How do you fit that many people in such a small space? Are the men all clowns? Gnomes, they’re all Gnomes must-stop-thinking-about gnomes ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/111 "2008-12-03T20:15:07Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > Gnomes, they’re all Gnomes > must-stop-thinking-about gnomes Especially gnomes who are into extreme kinky sex. Whatever happened to those respectable little fellows who stood around on the lawn, just watching the grass grow? Now it’s all clusters of little red pointy hats bobbing up and down amid the hedges. Damn, now I’m thinking about gnomes. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/112 "2008-12-03T20:39:47Z")
That David was one kinky bastard. In the forest, nobody can hear you moan. Also, his beard tickles ☹ ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/113 "2008-12-03T20:54:24Z")
> [@Omniscient](#): > > Me too, but I think if I was at a party and someone told me that a girl was going to give it a shot in the other room I’d probably want to see it. But I wouldn’t be up for being tab 1 thru 4, if you get me. Kinda like Evel Knievel jumping the Snake River, I’ll tune in but I’m not putting on a helmet. It sounds like a commercial porn move to me, one done more for an audience rather than for any pleasure for the participants. It sounds horribly awkward. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/114 "2008-12-04T08:24:21Z")
> [@History\_Geek](#): > > Especially gnomes who are into extreme kinky sex. > > Whatever happened to those respectable little fellows who stood around on the lawn, just watching the grass grow? Now it’s all clusters of little red pointy hats bobbing up and down amid the hedges. > > Damn, now I’m thinking about gnomes. They’re all in my neighbours front garden. Go to the pit for thread about the shortarsed bastards ---
**Author:** ![juhaVirt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dec6dc/32.png) [@juhaVirt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juhaVirt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/115 "2016-01-13T11:14:13Z")
Well, here’s an odd situation. Wife complains of complete vaglnal dryness and lack of interest, and says it is medical (i.e. = me? Why? Read on) :smack:. Recently watching one video of DP got her wet like the marshlands! Got talking about it, and she admitted to a full fantasy of DP (anal, vaginal). Lots of comments seem to state this is not desirable for women! Now confused! What gives? ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/116 "2016-01-13T14:03:12Z")
That which may have been all the rage in 2008 does not necessarily warrant a revival of this thread today. Time to put this one to bed. ---
**Author:** ![m-ttw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@m-ttw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/m-ttw)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-is-getting-dped-the-ultimate-really/474974/117 "2022-02-11T16:32:14Z")
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