# Ladies (or gentlemen) , a gift idea for that special someone on your list!

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**Created:** [March 17, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-or-gentlemen-a-gift-idea-for-that-special-someone-on-your-list/715160 "2015-03-17T00:11:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-or-gentlemen-a-gift-idea-for-that-special-someone-on-your-list/715160/1 "2015-03-17T00:11:07Z")

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Possibly more satisfaction?

Want to be the hit of the gardening club’s “after hours” discussion?

Tired of his mountain being a molehill?

Want to change his giggle stick into a real bologna pony ?

Introducing Russell the love muscle, from modern medicine.  
Here’s the [ticket to ride](http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/13/health/penis-transplant-south-africa/index.html).