# Ladies, please don't lose your minds now **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559 "2008-05-25T14:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/1 "2008-05-25T14:01:09Z")
**Inigo** will be available to the public as of Monday, August 25th. Holding my breath. I move in to my new base of operations on June 28th (6 days after I turn 41) and then, only a couple short and sunny months later, I will be as free as I can be of my manipulative and much maligned (deservedly) bride. Yes, I served her once before, but withdrew when she begged & promised. This time, however, she is totally on board with the plan and actually helped me shop for my new digs! She’ll make a great GF for someone with unlimited patience and an iron ego. I have already had friends do double takes when they’ve seen me this past week–I don’t normally smile and laugh this much. Well, I used to. Holy MOther Of Gawd, I’m Back! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/2 "2008-05-25T14:29:37Z")
Welcome back, sir. It’s good to see that the changes in your life have been positive. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/3 "2008-05-25T15:51:27Z")
For those about to rock, we salute you. Good on you my man. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/4 "2008-05-25T18:25:56Z")
You were only mostly dead. You go **Inigo**! ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/5 "2008-05-25T18:27:44Z")
Good. I’ve watched you struggle with your marriage for lo these many years, and I’m glad it’s going to have some resolution. You’re a good man- good luck to you and your family. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/6 "2008-05-25T19:52:58Z")
If I were anywhere near, I’d buy you a drink to celebrate. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/7 "2008-05-25T20:55:02Z")
So, wait, you’re still into WOMEN??? Damn 😉 Congrats on your well-deserved freedom and I truly wish you the best for this new chapter of your life 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/8 "2008-05-26T02:25:37Z")
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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/9 "2008-05-26T02:27:49Z")
Well, good for you. Sounds like you could use a little positive in your life. Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/10 "2008-05-26T07:17:44Z")
Oh good, **Inigo**. Anything that helps you move forward is a Good Thing. I wish you the best for you and your kids. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/11 "2008-05-26T09:27:35Z")
WoooooooooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 😃 😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/12 "2008-05-26T09:35:55Z")
Good luck in your new life. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/13 "2008-05-26T09:51:21Z")
Congrats, happy hunting and all that. Get right back on the horse, that’s the ticket. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/14 "2008-05-26T17:43:50Z")
Does this mean no more squid swallowing? ☹ Congratulations, and welcome back. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/15 "2008-05-26T18:58:12Z")
You liked me for my MIND?! Be happy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/16 "2008-05-26T20:29:00Z")
Well Done Sir. Congratulations, felicitations, and happy bathroom sink & closet reclaimations to you… ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/17 "2008-05-27T01:28:35Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] She’ll make a great GF for someone with unlimited patience and an iron ego. [/QUOTE] Is she hot? 😉 Congratulations on your emancipation! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/18 "2008-05-27T02:57:07Z")
[QUOTE=SCSimmons] Is she hot? [/QUOTE] Doesn’t matter, read the fine print on your user agreement. You’re totally not allowed to sleep with a fellow Doper’s ex. That’s a banning. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-dont-lose-your-minds-now/450559/19 "2008-05-28T03:14:12Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] That’s a banning. [/QUOTE] No, I think you mean ‘thats a Banner’ as in large green Hulk-like ex. “You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. And darn near everything makes her angry.”