# Ladies, please email me pictures of your boobies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944 "2003-09-11T08:19:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/1 "2003-09-11T08:19:43Z")

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It’s for a scientific study.

C’mon, it’s worth a try, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/2 "2003-09-11T09:27:53Z")

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So, what’s the hypothesis?

😃

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/3 "2003-09-11T09:30:53Z")

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I don’t think we should pre-empt the results of the experiment with a hypothesis at this stage. Let’s get the data first.

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/4 "2003-09-11T09:54:57Z")

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Sure thing. If you ever need to discuss the results, patterns or correlations you’ll know where to find me.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/5 "2003-09-11T11:54:43Z")

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[**jjimm** , you silver-tongued devil…](http://www.npwrc.usgs.gov/resource/othrdata/chekbird/r1/mabooby.jpg)

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/6 "2003-09-11T12:18:41Z")

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You wanna know something? This worked for me once.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/7 "2003-09-11T12:30:20Z")

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I don’t think I’ve seen any boobies. We have cormorants and pelicans around here though, and lots and lots of seagulls.

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**Author:** ![happylittlevegemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@happylittlevegemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happylittlevegemite)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/8 "2003-09-11T12:34:55Z")

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I’ve got lots of pics of boobies.

Would you prefer the red-footed, blue footed, brown, masked, Abbott’s, Nazca or Peruvian variety?

Hooray for boobies!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/9 "2003-09-11T12:39:04Z")

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_We’re happy little Vegemites  
As bright as bright can be  
We all enjoy our Vegemite  
For breakfast, lunch and tea…_

Sorry about that. I just saw the poster’s name, and I remembered the song.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/10 "2003-09-11T12:46:15Z")

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While you’re at it, luv, I’m available for arse-rating duties - but only in snatches.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/11 "2003-09-11T12:52:37Z")

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Thank you to the kind lady who sent me a picture of her boobys. Unfortunately, I asked for a picture of your “boobies”.

There’s a difference between the beaked kind and the be-nippled kind, you see…

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**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/12 "2003-09-11T13:16:18Z")

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I can tell the difference between a well maintained front bottom and Terry Waite’s allotment, and I am at a bit of a loose end at the moment.

Owl - happy to assist in anyway.

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/13 "2003-09-11T13:40:07Z")

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Can I get in on this study? I believe I have valuable insights that may be of aid to you.  
[sub]Yay, boobies.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/14 "2003-09-11T13:48:00Z")

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I find it interesting that you’re finding more male than female volunteers for this study.

twicks, recovering sociologist

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/15 "2003-09-11T13:57:13Z")

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Hmmm, I can report that apart from the picture of two seabirds, my inbox is still mysteriously empty. If any of you ladies are having trouble configuring your email accounts, just let me know how I can help.

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/16 "2003-09-11T14:06:44Z")

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Why do people never appreciate it when I send them pictures of sea birds?!

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/17 "2003-09-11T14:09:24Z")

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I would, but I can’t operate my digital camera…

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/18 "2003-09-11T14:22:37Z")

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I also volunteer to operate any digital cameras and email clients necessary to get this project underway. 😃

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**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/19 "2003-09-11T14:31:13Z")

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Well if the female dopers don’t know the reason for the research and what exactly this study is looking for or going to shed a light on a certain thing about their chest,  
you won’t find…many volunteers.

Unless of course, you promise that each volunteer gets to have…say 10 pictures of the hottest nude male models…then I think some would become more…encouraged…

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-please-email-me-pictures-of-your-boobies/200944/20 "2003-09-11T14:33:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \*  
> \*\*Why do people never appreciate it when I send them pictures of sea birds?! \*\*

Perhaps they feel that you’ve gulled them.

DYSWIDT?

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