# Ladies! Show us your left elbows! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385 "2011-11-28T23:16:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/1 "2011-11-28T23:16:41Z")
I didn’t think it was fair for **Fear Itself** to get [a poll about his favorite erogenous zone](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=632937) while leaving others out. The left elbow is, IMO, the ultimate evidence of God’s love for mankind. So, ladies, tell me all about yours! I’ll be over here, reading about your elbows with awe and reverence and absolutely not masturbating like a motherfuck. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/2 "2011-11-29T01:12:28Z")
Ooh, I like to watch videos of two women elbow-boxing with each other! Drool! And the great thing about the information age is that such videos are available! Easily available! Whee! I would never marry a girl who didn’t have cute elbows… ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/3 "2011-11-29T01:18:16Z")
I can’t see it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/4 "2011-11-29T01:21:39Z")
Maybe they should open a bar for people with elbow fetishes. Call it The Elbow Joint. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/5 "2011-11-29T01:34:44Z")
Funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/6 "2011-11-29T01:42:02Z")
I don’t think I like the implication that freckles are blemishes. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/7 "2011-11-29T02:12:48Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > I don’t think I like the implication that freckles are blemishes. Good point. I had real problems coming up with good antonyms for ‘freckled’ and ‘arthritic’. But I assure you that I don’t consider freckles a negative feature on a left elbow. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/8 "2011-11-29T03:19:05Z")
Well, that downright leftist tard-thinking of OP to obsess on some left-elbow fetish of his! Those of us with right-thinking right elbows can see right through that. It’s time we cut the pervish discrimination and give right elbows equal time and consideration. So there! ETA: At least **Fear Itself** was symmetrical-thinking, not discriminating left boob from right! ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/9 "2011-11-29T05:54:19Z")
Have you ever noticed (stop that now! you’re supposed to be listening…) that no matter how much plastic surgery a woman gets, she cannot mask her elbows. Because the older she gets, the pointyer THEY get. While the inside of the elbow becomes dimpled. It’s like God’s proclaiming—Run! This woman is at least 45! I think it’s a good indicator of how “long in the tooth” she is. Since you can’t tell by her teeth, which have probably been fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/10 "2011-11-29T10:10:09Z")
> [@Becky2844](#): > > Have you ever noticed (stop that now! you’re supposed to be listening…) that no matter how much plastic surgery a woman gets, she cannot mask her elbows. Because the older she gets, the pointyer THEY get. Good Lord, I hope not. I’m pretty sure my 6 year old’s elbows are already as pointy as it’s possible to be. At least, my ribs tell me so. Oof! ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/11 "2011-11-29T11:08:15Z")
No love for right elbows? It’s my better side. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/12 "2011-11-29T11:26:39Z")
Perv. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/13 "2011-11-29T15:17:40Z")
Uhh, so I just checked, and it’s scraped up not quite badly, but enough so that you’d think I’d have noticed before now. There are some scratches and a line of tiny scabs that appear to be where another scratch once existed. WTF happened?! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/14 "2011-11-29T16:09:08Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > There are some scratches and a line of tiny scabs that appear to be where another scratch once existed. WTF happened?! Elbow lice. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/15 "2011-11-29T16:12:59Z")
Don’t say things like that! It looks like a fell down or got into a fight with a mean-spirited kitten or something. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/16 "2011-11-29T16:28:55Z")
I’d rather be know for having Elbow Lice than fighting with kittens, mean spirited or not. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/17 "2011-11-29T17:36:19Z")
Winter has arrived which means your poll is missing the dry and scaley option ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/18 "2011-11-29T17:39:22Z")
tea he! ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/19 "2011-11-29T17:53:41Z")
if you’re bored, do a search on YouTube for “elbow sex” and/or “elbow fetish” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385/20 "2011-11-29T19:04:31Z")
> [@fubbleskag](#): > > if you’re bored, do a search on YouTube for “elbow sex” and/or “elbow fetish” Was thinking of Riff Raff and Magenta from _Rocky Horror Picture Show_, personally. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-left-elbows/604385.md?page=2)