# Ladies: Show Us Your Nipples! Redux **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360 "2011-11-28T18:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/21 "2011-11-28T20:31:45Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > What really pushes it from “weird SDMB poll about nipples” to “creepy weirdo poll”, for me, is the unaroused vs aroused nipple measurements. What, does the OP want us to sit here and play with our tits and then whip out a ruler? See now, the number of guys I know for whom that describes “Saturday” (measuring penis rather than nipples) means I think that’s exactly what the OP expects. Not all guys obviously. Just enough to make it possible. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/22 "2011-11-28T20:40:40Z")
I can’t wait for the “How big is your nut sack?” poll! ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/23 "2011-11-28T21:01:51Z")
From the original thread: > [@Tamerlane](#): > > I’m inclined to predict that the last option will get the most votes. But who knows? Maybe as we speak hordes of female Dopers are rushing to the bathroom mirror, ruler and color chart in hand. Maybe. > > But I still think the last option might get the most votes. And I see so far my prediction continues to hold true :D. ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/24 "2011-11-28T21:03:36Z")
What’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/25 "2011-11-28T21:11:13Z")
My cat voted, and she checked off every box. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/26 "2011-11-28T21:16:52Z")
> [@Chicken\_Fingers](#): > > My cat voted, and she checked off every box. Your cat has 35 nipples? Wow! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/27 "2011-11-28T21:20:11Z")
Speaker as a poster, not a moderator … there are some things that are just none of your damn business. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/28 "2011-11-28T21:41:57Z")
This thread strikes me as a bad idea. Given some of the threads I’ve started and my general lack of common sense, that’s really saying something. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/29 "2011-11-28T21:54:30Z")
Dude, the whole internet is _right there_. Go collect your own data. ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/30 "2011-11-28T21:56:58Z")
Christ…I am amazed people are actually answering this one. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/31 "2011-11-28T22:04:24Z")
For shit’s sake, Fear Itself. There’s plenty of porn sites out there. I’m so far from being a prude that I’ve visited nudist camps, resorts and so on hundreds of times. But this is weird and creepy and I’d feel like I was giving the OP something to whack off to. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/32 "2011-11-28T22:05:47Z")
> [@Elysian](#): > > Christ…I am amazed people are actually answering this one. I don’t think the answers are serious. Mine weren’t. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/33 "2011-11-28T22:08:16Z")
Still, with thread number 2, no friggin way. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/34 "2011-11-28T22:09:53Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > I can’t wait for the “How big is your nut sack?” poll! Me either! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/35 "2011-11-28T22:17:40Z")
> [@chiroptera](#): > > But this is weird and creepy and I’d feel like I was giving the OP something to whack off to. Yuck. Ohhhh, three brown ones! Oh yeah-- two are between 1/2 and 3/4 inches while unaroused!! Oh, oh, ohhhh! Oh yeah…please…don’t stop…voting! Sorry, I couldn’t help but visualize what whacking off to poll results might look like. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/36 "2011-11-28T22:20:19Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > I can’t wait for the “How big is your nut sack?” poll! If you’re thinking of making this poll, don’t forget to include such elements as the degree of shriveled-ness, the size differential between the left and right nut, and the amount of hang (i.e. low-hangers or high-risers?). It’s these kinds of fascinating details that really make these polls shine. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/37 "2011-11-28T22:27:24Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > If you’re thinking of making this poll, don’t forget to include such elements as the degree of shriveled-ness, the size differential between the left and right nut, and the amount of hang (i.e. low-hangers or high-risers?). It’s these kinds of fascinating details that really make these **polls shine**. :D:D Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/38 "2011-11-28T22:36:35Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > If you’re thinking of making this poll, don’t forget to include such elements as the degree of shriveled-ness, the size differential between the left and right nut, and the amount of hang (i.e. low-hangers or high-risers?). It’s these kinds of fascinating details that really make these polls shine. I’d say hairyness is an important factor too. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/39 "2011-11-28T22:45:04Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > I’d say hairyness is an important factor too. Good call! Natural hairiness, plus is the hair left to grow wild, trimmed, or shaved? (As Dave Chapelle would put it, “Smooth like eggs, bitches!”) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/40 "2011-11-28T22:48:03Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Other: No Way In Hell. > > I know we’re not all prudes here or anything, but this is seriously pretty gross. Tell me about it. Hey, can I be the first to vote on the dimensions of my schlong in the next poll? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360.md?page=3)