# Ladies: Show Us Your Nipples! Redux **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360 "2011-11-28T18:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/41 "2011-11-28T22:48:09Z")
I generally insist on dinner and a movie first, OP. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/42 "2011-11-28T22:58:13Z")
Ick. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/43 "2011-11-28T22:58:45Z")
> [@PandaBear77](#): > > I generally insist on dinner and a movie first, OP. Judging by the OP, I don’t recommend watching anything from their movie collection. Hacked account maybe? **Fear Itself** isn’t on my radar at all, but this is a pretty weird thread for a non drive-by poster. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/44 "2011-11-28T23:15:50Z")
I find it disturbing that someone wants to know more details about my breasts than I can be reasonably sure of without a measuring tape. ---
**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/45 "2011-11-29T00:40:47Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > “Nipples point: Inward”? :eek: > [@](#): > > I’d say hairyness is an important factor too. [For reference/educational purpose only](http://www.007b.com/nipple_gallery.php) (NSFW) Well, this is SDMB after all… ---
**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/46 "2011-11-29T01:46:36Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > No, this isn’t creepy at all. LOL I’m saying though… ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/47 "2011-11-29T02:03:28Z")
> [@brittekland](#): > > [For reference/educational purpose only](http://www.007b.com/nipple_gallery.php) (NSFW) > > Well, this is SDMB after all… My God. As a straight female, I hope I never encounter that many nipples again. It was a veritable Nippleooza! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/48 "2011-11-29T02:04:43Z")
> [@brittekland](#): > > [For reference/educational purpose only](http://www.007b.com/nipple_gallery.php) (NSFW) > > Well, this is SDMB after all… Is it just me or are almost all of those nipples from white people? They haven’t gotten a tenth of the spectrum. I, too, will not be voting in this poll. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/49 "2011-11-29T02:48:16Z")
> [@slm2955](#): > > LOL I’m saying though… That takes [del]balls[/del] breasticles. Good on ya, though… ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/50 "2011-11-29T02:57:25Z")
Oy. Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/51 "2011-11-29T03:46:07Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > I can’t wait for the “How big is your nut sack?” poll! Do you want mass or volume? > [@Elysian](#): > > Christ…I am amazed people are actually answering this one. Me too. And I know there are joke answers, but what exactly constitutes a joke answer? ---
**Author:** ![JenJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JenJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JenJ)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/52 "2011-11-29T03:53:35Z")
I don’t think women in general are as interested in measuring their body parts as men are… or at least the OP is. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![RadicalPi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/radicalpi/32/9806_2.png) [@RadicalPi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadicalPi)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/53 "2011-11-29T04:22:03Z")
Well, thanks to this thread I now know what Montgomery glands are called. So, there’s that. . . . ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/54 "2011-11-29T06:22:44Z")
Another case of someone walking away from the computer while still signed in? Oh, wait…he would have been gone a long time for a poll like this. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/55 "2011-11-29T08:13:06Z")
I honestly don’t see a problem. It’s an anonymous poll. It’s not like you have to answer it. I’ve seen dick measuring threads, why not aureola measuring ones? Wait, is Fear a guy? I’ve had him pegged as a girl for a while. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/56 "2011-11-29T12:08:25Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I honestly don’t see a problem. It’s an anonymous poll. It’s not like you have to answer it. I’ve seen dick measuring threads, why not aureola measuring ones? Exactly. I’m amazed that so many people are suddenly so virtuous, after some of the stuff on this board. Especially, for something that most men here would kill me, and laugh about it, to get. hh ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/57 "2011-11-29T13:35:37Z")
Where are the pictures?? I was expecting pictures dammit! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/58 "2011-11-29T13:37:20Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > Especially, for something that most men here would kill me, and laugh about it, to get. Data? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/59 "2011-11-29T14:08:09Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > Exactly. I’m amazed that so many people are suddenly so virtuous, after some of the stuff on this board. Especially, for something that most men here would kill me, and laugh about it, to get. > > hh I don’t think it’s so much the subject matter as the _thoroughness_ with which the OP posed the question. I might have answered a general question about nipple size. It could be interesting; after all, they change throughout a woman’s life and I’m always up for a conversation about the changes that pregnancy has wrought. But all that measuring? Of such a little place? Such exhaustive options? Blech-o. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360/60 "2011-11-29T14:35:02Z")
Please. There have been much weirder/more personal threads on the Dope. We had a thread where people posted _naked photos_, and _this_ is creepy? Mine are medium brown, BTW. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-show-us-your-nipples-redux/604360.md?page=4)