# Ladies, what's in it for you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-whats-in-it-for-you/352226>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 11, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-whats-in-it-for-you/352226 "2006-04-11T14:18:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-whats-in-it-for-you/352226/121 "2006-04-15T18:27:22Z")

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> [@Cartooniverse](#):
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> See, that’s the best part !!! Meet me behind the Buck’s County Playhouse, down by the river near where Jessica Savitch drowned. I’ll massage your feet, shower you with gold bullion and fix your house up- then magically vanish.
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> 😃

Hmmmn. If I thought it were really true, I’d DEFINITELY be all over that, even though I would have to slog the twenty miles or so to New Hope (sigh). Unfortunately, reality has to intervene, dammit!

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-whats-in-it-for-you/352226/122 "2006-04-16T12:29:32Z")

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-Sniffle-

What a pity.

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**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-whats-in-it-for-you/352226/123 "2006-04-16T13:35:55Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> I still say properly installed storm windows and a clean kitchen floor are worth a world-class blow job at my house.

Let me preface this with the fact I’m an atheist…AMEN!!!

I once had a man say to me that he knew he was old, but he could offer me 4 hours of foreplay, I responded “I’m married, what are you going to do? Mow the lawn and take out the trash?” My standards have changed a bit over the years.

I read a bit of this thread to my husband, we decided that if I wore a huge white jumpsuit with black letters that said “GIRL SIZE 4” he still wouldn’t be able to find as much as a sock that would fit me.

God bless clueless guys. I adore my husband, but he is oblivious to lingerie. He sees it as roadblocks to his goal. Me, naked and willing, is really his hearts desire.

Anastaseon (sp) I adored your post. Never adjust your throttle.

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