# Ladies When It Comes To Size . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 29, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321 "2002-05-29T08:11:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/21 "2002-05-30T05:09:11Z")
šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/22 "2002-05-30T05:24:07Z")
**hillbilly queen** I think **Tuckerfan** was just teasing you a bitā€¦ Anyhoo - Iā€™ve been in this situation before. Go very slow. Make sure the lady is _REALLY_ aroused, and try lying on your sides facing each other, or spooning - you can get very pleasant stimulation, without a tonne of thrusting, as is usual with missionary, doggy style, etc. I would recommend, for some woman anyhow, that if youā€™re into it, start off with oral sex for both of you to the point of orgasm. She will be very relaxed (which for me makes a difference, anyhow) and in my experience, erection #2 is never quite as big and hard as erection #1 - this may minimize your problem a tad. Al. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/23 "2002-05-30T05:38:39Z")
Oh, I forgot my smilie šŸ˜ƒ If thereā€™s one thing Iā€™ve learned during the short time Iā€™ve been here, Itā€™s that you can be as rude as you want to, as long as you have Mr. Smilie there so everyone will know your just kidding. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/24 "2002-05-30T05:48:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kambuckta \* > \*\* > > Yeah, Iā€™m with you jjimm. > > What a wanker you are Tucker! \*\* How cynical you two are! There are instances where you can have too much of a good thing. For example I have had women tell me that the box of Godivaā€™s I gave them was _too_ rich for their delicate tummies, or that the dinner at Letuce and Broadway show afterwards was _too_ much activity for one day, or that the Bosendorfer Grand with the black mirror lacquer finish was just _too_ big for their little apartment, or that the deep muscle massage with warm scented oils I gave then was simply _too_ relaxing. How dare you accuse Tuckerfan of using this as a size queen pickup thread! Itā€™s just too much! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/25 "2002-05-30T08:20:17Z")
Iā€™m just jealous! ; ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/26 "2002-05-30T11:23:35Z")
Seriouslyā€¦ I run shrieking into the night. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/27 "2002-05-30T12:15:56Z")
Like Iā€™ve said before, sex is so much more enjoyable when one partner doesnā€™t feel like a pig roasting on spikeā€¦ BTW shouldnā€™t it be ā€œWhat a wanker you **have** , **Tucker** ā€? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/28 "2002-05-30T15:33:23Z")
Hmm. Been there, married that šŸ˜ƒ Actually, heā€™s not overwhelming, just a tad on the large size for me. (Youā€™d think Iā€™d be used to it by now, but Iā€™m not - we still have to start out very slowly every time, no matter how extended the foreplay is). Your SOP is it, **Tucker** - go slow, and take your time. And **alice-in-wonderland** hit on another one, too - the lying on your sides position works very well. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/29 "2002-05-30T18:55:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \* > \*\*Well anyway, Iā€™m about 3 blocks from the Hospital. \*\* I bet I could find ya šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/30 "2002-05-30T20:07:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by throatshot \* > \*\*Oh my, **irishgirl**. I knew I wasnā€™t a very worldly person, but I had no idea how unworldly. What is the oyster and CAT? \*\* Iā€™m not sure about the oyster, but CAT stands for ā€œcoital alignment techniqueā€. Do a Google search, Iā€™ll need to go take a cold shower if I think about it long enough to try to describe it šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/31 "2002-05-30T22:21:45Z")
The oyster position is when a woman crosses her legs behind her head whilst lying on her back. Apparentlyā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/32 "2002-05-31T00:29:43Z")
Not so small that it feels like a tic tacā€™s entering my nethers, and not so large that I feel compelled to throw it over my shoulder and burp it. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/33 "2002-05-31T03:06:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \* > \*\*Oh, I forgot my smilie šŸ˜ƒ > If thereā€™s one thing Iā€™ve learned during the short time Iā€™ve been here, Itā€™s that you can be as rude as you want to, as long as you have Mr. Smilie there so everyone will know your just kidding. \*\* Youā€™re right motherfuc%er. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/34 "2002-05-31T03:30:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* > > I bet I could find ya šŸ˜‰ \*\* eeeeewwwww. creepy.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/35 "2002-05-31T05:05:47Z")
Wow! Letā€™s see here, women are always complaining that men arenā€™t sensative to their needs, I go and post a thread asking for advice on how to make sex better for my **partner** , and it winds up being a pile on! Uh, ladies, if youā€™ve ever wondered why men are such assholes, I think Iā€™ve found your answer! Notice, if you will, how many of the _other_ guys who posted that theyā€™re rather large have started threads asking what Iā€™ve asked. . . . . . ::odd cricket chirp::: . . . . . My point, exactly. Iā€™m foolish enough to ask for advice, whilst none of the others are (and no doubt theyā€™re a lurkinā€™ on this thread, furiously scribbling down the advice Iā€™ve been given, whilst laughing at the poor schmuck who actually had the balls to ask). Ladies, I thank you for your advice. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321/36 "2002-05-31T14:13:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruby \* > \*\* > eeeeewwwww. creepy.:eek: \*\* Only a reference to the proximity of our respective locations, not a plot to start stalking anybody. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-when-it-comes-to-size/111321.md?page=1)