# Ladies, would you date Tiger Woods, now that his divorce is final? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 23, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203 "2010-08-23T20:49:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/1 "2010-08-23T20:49:39Z")
So would you? ---
**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/2 "2010-08-23T20:58:49Z")
I’m assuming you mean ‘in the hypothetical world in which GilaB was single,’ in which case it’s still no. ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/3 "2010-08-23T21:12:12Z")
Nope - My self-respect is worth more than his money. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/4 "2010-08-23T21:16:52Z")
Nope. I believe you may have read my post in the herpes thread by now. If anybody’s got herpes, it’s fucking Tiger Woods. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/5 "2010-08-23T21:20:48Z")
I voted “no” because I don’t think our interests would match up. He’s a totally different person than I am. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/6 "2010-08-23T21:34:08Z")
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Twelve times a cheater, …? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/7 "2010-08-23T21:36:02Z")
No. He seems to have more issues than I’d be willing to deal with. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/8 "2010-08-23T21:54:12Z")
He went to _Stanfurd_!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/9 "2010-08-23T22:32:33Z")
Even if he’d been sleeping with those women while single… no. His sex texts are so sixth grade, he’s got to be an awful amateur between the sheets. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/10 "2010-08-23T22:41:00Z")
> [@Cat\_Fight](#): > > Even if he’d been sleeping with those women while single… no. His sex texts are so sixth grade, he’s got to be an awful amateur between the sheets. But . . . he’s BLASIAN! 😛 Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? … just morbid curiosity. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/11 "2010-08-24T03:30:32Z")
> [@Karen\_Lingel](#): > > He went to _Stanfurd_!!! Do I… do I detect a bear in our midst? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/12 "2010-08-24T04:07:39Z")
Hell to the NO. ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/13 "2010-08-24T04:15:55Z")
No, not even casually. He’s kinda cute, but I abhor sluttishness in men. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/14 "2010-08-24T04:25:04Z")
Now that he presumably know the advantages of getting a pre-nup, he might have a harder time getting dates. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/15 "2010-08-24T04:44:27Z")
No, I have no interest in being the 18th hole. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/16 "2010-08-24T05:48:55Z")
I don’t find him attractive, and I find his way of speaking really annoying. And that’s apart from the fact that he can’t keep it in his pants. ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/17 "2010-08-24T05:53:57Z")
Not even on a bet. And, like others, I think he’d be pretty bad in bed – resting on laurels of being “Tiger Woods,” I doubt he is very imaginative. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/18 "2010-08-24T06:15:37Z")
You’re all just jealous. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/19 "2010-08-24T09:29:34Z")
I wasn’t interested in him when he was single, I wasn’t interested in him when he was married, why would I be interested in him now? ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203/20 "2010-08-24T11:49:45Z")
The poll should have options to indicate the number of swastika tattoos each respondent is currently sporting. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-date-tiger-woods-now-that-his-divorce-is-final/551203.md?page=2)