# Ladies: Would you go out with him? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 15, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497 "2014-05-15T02:57:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/21 "2014-05-15T19:34:47Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > I dated a woman who had 4 husbands die on her before I took her out. She was 27. On her? Literally died on her? I’ve heard of killer sex, but man… ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/22 "2014-05-15T19:53:23Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Well, everybody knows that chicks dig bad boys, right? Maybe he just said this as a come on. Yeah, bad _BOYS_. But who wants to screw an _OLD_ man, for a long time?\* - From a very old, bad joke. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/23 "2014-05-18T11:02:13Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > And when you say “took her out”, you mean…? Wow. **Shoeless**! I’m impressed!😃 ETA: The rest of you guys were pretty good, too, but, \*\*Shoeless’ \*\*post was the first I read before posting. Y’all are too quick for me! ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/24 "2014-05-18T11:27:56Z")
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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/25 "2014-05-18T15:29:51Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Well, everybody knows that chicks dig bad boys, right? Maybe he just said this as a come on. This was my thought too. With that sort of bad-boy cred, that dude is in for some serious sexagenarian pussy. The \*really _crazy part:_ > [@](#): > > **Article:** > He never completed his full sentences through a government amnesty program and was only behind bars for about four years. NJKBCNJ!! (Jaw hits keyboard. [Jaw also knows how to use caps lock, and punctuate.]) \*Actually, scratch that. That article is just \*full \*of crazy. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/26 "2014-05-18T16:06:53Z")
This reminds me of one of our family stories. When my sweet little brother was six, we were watching an earlier version of _The Hunchback of Notre Dame_. After studying Quasimodo, he turned to my mom and said, “If he combed his hair and wore a nicer suit, he wouldn’t look so bad.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/27 "2014-05-18T17:17:12Z")
> [@yellowjacketcoder](#): > > …better to find out early and not waste your time than find out 10 minutes before the wedding. Or 10 minutes after the wedding… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/28 "2014-05-18T19:10:11Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Yeah, but she died after she ate some poison mushrooms. I was going to post that joke! Oh, well. Why not…? ‘You’ve been widowed three times? What happened?’ ‘My first two husbands died after eating poison mushrooms. The last one died of gunshot.’ ‘Gunshot! How did _that_ happen?’ ‘He wouldn’t eat his mushrooms.’ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/29 "2014-05-23T23:11:00Z")
Nah, I’m not really into murderers. I mean, I’m sure he’s a perfectly nice guy and all, when he’s not killing people, but he just isn’t my type. ---
**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497/30 "2014-05-24T07:06:29Z")
Reminds me of this exchange from _Clue_: Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had? Mrs. White: Mine or other women’s? Colonel Mustard: Yours. Mrs. White: Five. Colonel Mustard: Five? Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-go-out-with-him/688497.md?page=1)