# Ladies: Would you shave your head for a million dollars?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 22, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537 "2012-03-22T20:30:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/21 "2012-03-23T00:06:33Z")

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I’m trying to figure out just how little I’d do it for. $10,000, definitely. $5,000 maybe. $1,000, probably not.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/22 "2012-03-23T00:10:11Z")

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Anne, are the coworkers who wouldn’t do it evil? I mean really evil. I can see not wanting to shave your head and expose the mark of the beast, but otherwise?

Put me down for a hell yeah. Can I donate the shorn hair to locks for love so I could be all pious/smug when people asked me why? I’d still do it if the answer was no, but it’d be a nice bonus if it’s yes.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/23 "2012-03-23T00:42:46Z")

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In an instant. Hair grows back.

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**Author:** ![Bin-Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@Bin-Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bin-Gay)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/24 "2012-03-23T00:56:22Z")

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In a heartbeat!!

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**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/25 "2012-03-23T01:26:27Z")

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Once I had a male co-worker ask me would I sleep with another “homely” female colleague for a million dollars.

I said, Dude… I’d sleep with you for a million dollars.

Sorry for the hi-jack.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/26 "2012-03-23T01:28:21Z")

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Yeah I’d go as low as $1,000. Maybe $500 these days…

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**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/27 "2012-03-23T01:34:28Z")

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Hell, I’d do it for $100 right now. Any takers? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/28 "2012-03-23T01:37:35Z")

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A million dollars? In an instant.

A hundred thousand? Yep

Ten thousand? You bet.

One thousand? possibly

One hundred? probably not

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/29 "2012-03-23T01:52:20Z")

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Sure. A million bucks would buy a LOT of wigs. Hell, I’d shave my head for a lot less than a million dollars. It’s hair, it grows back, and it’s not like I’d get my head waxed.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/30 "2012-03-23T02:47:20Z")

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I would hold my wife down and shave her head for a million dollars. She might be pissed off at first, that is until I split it with her 75:25. Oh okay, 70:30.

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**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/31 "2012-03-23T02:59:27Z")

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Yep, sure would.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/32 "2012-03-23T03:22:01Z")

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Derrr! Of course, and I adore my hair. It’s about the only pretty thing this old woman has left. I’d probably do it for less.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/33 "2012-03-23T03:37:39Z")

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I once did a poll here asking people if they’d give up a year of their life for a million dollars. I was surprised when a substantial number said they’d do it (and some even said they’d do it for less). Shaving your head is trivial in comparison.

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/34 "2012-03-23T03:55:18Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> Sure. A million bucks would buy a LOT of wigs. Hell, I’d shave my head for a lot less than a million dollars. It’s hair, it grows back, and it’s not like I’d get my head waxed.

My initial reaction was that for a million dollars I’d wax my head. Shave my eyebrows too.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/35 "2012-03-23T04:55:28Z")

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> [@rachelellogram](#):
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> I’d do it for $500.

Oh, now we’re just haggling over the price! 😃

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/36 "2012-03-23T04:56:32Z")

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> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> I don’t know why they wouldn’t do it for $1 million. It’s just hair! It grows back! And to answer the question oh hell yes.

When the hair grows back, do you have to give back the million bucks?

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**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/37 "2012-03-23T05:27:07Z")

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Considering most of my hair is less than an inch long anyway (except on top), why the hell not?

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/38 "2012-03-23T05:30:48Z")

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Of course.

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**Author:** ![sugar\_and\_spice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@sugar\_and\_spice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugar_and_spice)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/39 "2012-03-23T05:32:47Z")

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I’d be in the $200-300 range. I don’t have a job where I have to look nice for clients. I can wear scarves.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2012, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-would-you-shave-your-head-for-a-million-dollars/616537/40 "2012-03-23T06:45:09Z")

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Sure, why not! Can I donate my hair to Locks of Love while I’m at it?

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