# Ladies: your new boyfriend tells you he needs chemical assistance to get it up. How put off are you?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [September 8, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366 "2015-09-08T19:04:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2015, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366/21 "2015-09-09T16:10:37Z")
The only thing that surprised me in the poll results was that the only two ‘I’m done’ responses were from women over 50. And it’s the men in _their_ lives, rather than the men in the younger women’s lives, who are most likely to need a little chemical help in this respect.
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366/22 "2015-09-09T16:24:39Z")
> [@Voyager](#):
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> One, but you see him licking his eyebrows.
Ok, see this has always bothered me. Just having a long tongue does not mean you are good at oral sex. It’s like those guys that boast about having a huge cock; mostly they aren’t that great in bed because they think the big dick is enough. Just licking your eyebrows isn’t enough. Maybe if you licked them sensitively and lovingly and just the way they liked it. 😃
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### Author:  [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366/23 "2015-09-09T16:28:26Z")
> [@Gotlift](#):
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> Damn it! I totally missed that!
Well, apparently we’re not doing phrasing anymore.
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### Author:  [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366/24 "2015-09-09T17:14:21Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Whoa - _sex tots_? Not good! :eek: 😃
I have told you people about mocking typos before.
The 765,542 hair lice about to attack Donald Trump are on your head.
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366/25 "2015-09-09T17:20:50Z")
Ew, so does that mean I need to get my head close to Trump’s to transfer them over?
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### Author:  [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366/26 "2015-09-09T17:26:54Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Whoa - _sex tots_? Not good! :eek: 😃
They are like those Tater Tots: bite-sized, greasy, easy to hold in your fingers, that kind of thing.
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366/27 "2015-09-09T17:34:16Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> The only thing that surprised me in the poll results was that the only two ‘I’m done’ responses were from women over 50. And it’s the men in _their_ lives, rather than the men in the younger women’s lives, who are most likely to need a little chemical help in this respect.
I wondered about that too . . . and would love to hear their reasons.
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366/28 "2015-09-09T20:18:05Z")
> [@eschereal](#):
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> They are like those Tater Tots: bite-sized, greasy, easy to hold in your fingers, that kind of thing.
I thought they might’ve been refugees from the “[masturbating while breastfeeding](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=598022)” thread. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-your-new-boyfriend-tells-you-he-needs-chemical-assistance-to-get-it-up-how-put-off-are-you/730366/29 "2015-09-09T21:11:16Z")
> [@Chronos](#):
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> Ew, so does that mean I need to get my head close to Trump’s to transfer them over?
That’s two.
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