# Lake Superior Man: caption this photo!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** photo\
**Created:** [January 15, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140 "2024-01-15T22:39:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/21 "2024-01-16T02:52:24Z")

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Ice Ice Baby!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/rog8ou-ZepE/maxresdefault.jpg "Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (Official Music Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/22 "2024-01-16T03:04:05Z")

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Earthman, you are doomed!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/23 "2024-01-16T03:31:17Z")

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“No, I haven’t been waiting long. Why do you ask?”

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/24 "2024-01-16T03:50:58Z")

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“Yeah, Mom, I got the part! I’m playing Davy Jones in _Pirates of the Caribbean: The Musical_!..The icicles? Well, it’s community theater, Mom, and we really don’t have the budget for good prosthetics…”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/25 "2024-01-16T13:44:09Z")

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Great Cthulhu says, “Turn up the heat, will ya?”

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/26 "2024-01-16T21:51:52Z")

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I ❤ Sweater Weather!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/27 "2024-01-16T23:26:34Z")

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Fucking gas pump: Do you have a rewards card? Car wash today? Debit card Y/N? Billing zip code? Would you like a receipt? Transaction failed please see attendant

Me:  
[![](https://i.ibb.co/TKsVH6v/FB-IMG-1705356170284.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/TKsVH6v/FB-IMG-1705356170284.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/28 "2024-01-17T00:08:25Z")

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Winner!

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/29 "2024-01-17T11:17:58Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> “Gesundheit.”

Hahahaha. Thanks. I needed that. Dogs woke me up at 1:30am and was not able to get back to sleep. I needed a laugh.

These are all very good.

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**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/30 "2024-01-18T03:11:38Z")

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Dr. Wilhelm’s arctic experiments in measuring walrus sneezes disgusted his fellow scientists.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/31 "2024-01-18T04:55:04Z")

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Stan: Willing to sacrifice his love.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/32 "2024-01-18T05:13:46Z")

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[Three men freeze to death in a friend’s backyard and then aren’t found for three days.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/three-men-freeze-to-death-in-a-friends-backyard-and-arent-found-for-three-days/996151/66)

This was the friend.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lake-superior-man-caption-this-photo/996140/33 "2024-01-18T15:26:10Z")

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[The Ice Beard Surfers of Lake Superior | Local Legends (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo1BzyBwZ1E)

ice surfing. how long will it take before it debuts in the winter olympics?

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