# Lame-ass pitting of Marley the Moderator

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [October 13, 2012, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580 "2012-10-13T01:04:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/21 "2012-10-13T04:54:15Z")

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Racial slur/derogatory statement about Marley’s race, nationality, or religion.  
Or maybe it’s not.

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**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/22 "2012-10-13T05:52:44Z")

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+1

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/23 "2012-10-13T06:24:07Z")

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> [@boomerwang](#):
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> +1

This.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/24 "2012-10-13T06:53:53Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Circling the wagons.

Shout of ninja’ed frustration.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/25 "2012-10-13T10:39:46Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> This pitting is as lame-ass as the Blah Blah… thread.

We Have Pigeon Eggs?

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/26 "2012-10-13T10:56:48Z")

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Incoherant and irrelevant political jab containing some sort of meme such as “Shrub”, “Obummer”, “Teaebagger”, etc…

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/27 "2012-10-13T11:04:59Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Post referencing obligatory xkcd strip/Onion article/Monty Python quote…

Query as to meaning of reference due to poster’s ignorance of higher sciences/satire/British humor.

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/28 "2012-10-13T19:23:27Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Query as to meaning of reference due to poster’s ignorance of higher sciences/satire/British humor.

Moderator warning due to moderator’s ignorance of higher sciences/satire/British humor.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/29 "2012-10-13T19:30:00Z")

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I, for one, am glad that Marley is there to save us from the great evil of…stupid threads? What a travesty it would have been for that thread to have 5 or 6 equally vapid comments and then sink into the netherworld of the forum. Our eternal gratitude to you, Marley, for saving us from this calamity.  
And my condolences to everyone for whom the mere existence of a dumb thread causes abject pain. Truly, yours is a life doomed to suffering.

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/30 "2012-10-13T19:41:55Z")

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Posting just to get my count up.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/31 "2012-10-13T19:47:44Z")

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I don’t have anything useful to contribute, so I’m just not going to post.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/32 "2012-10-13T20:00:58Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Incoherant and irrelevant political jab containing some sort of meme such as “Shrub”, “Obummer”, “Teaebagger”, etc..

Nitpick about speling of “Teabagger” (complete with an intentional nod to Gaudere’s Law!)

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/33 "2012-10-13T20:10:33Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> I, for one, am glad that Marley is there to save us from the great evil of…stupid threads? What a travesty it would have been for that thread to have 5 or 6 equally vapid comments and then sink into the netherworld of the forum. Our eternal gratitude to you, Marley, for saving us from this calamity.  
> And my condolences to everyone for whom the mere existence of a dumb thread causes abject pain. Truly, yours is a life doomed to suffering.

[Psst. **Stickler** , in keeping with the idea of this thread, you should have posted “Kneejerk criticism of the moderators.”;)]

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/34 "2012-10-13T20:22:25Z")

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> [@Katriona](#):
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> Moderator warning due to moderator’s ignorance of higher sciences/satire/British humor.

Accusation of Junior Modding.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/35 "2012-10-13T20:42:38Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> I, for one, am glad that Marley is there to save us from the great evil of…stupid threads? What a travesty it would have been for that thread to have 5 or 6 equally vapid comments and then sink into the netherworld of the forum. Our eternal gratitude to you, Marley, for saving us from this calamity.

This. If it’s fun, let us play. If it’s dumb, let us learn.

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**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/36 "2012-10-13T21:53:20Z")

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It looks to me like **Inigo** was trying to generate a political “thread”:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26280](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26280)

Which is a classic of the type thread that we don’t often see anymore. Also before a lot of you found the SD.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2012, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/37 "2012-10-13T23:20:27Z")

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Pitting? This is even weak for an ATMBing.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/38 "2012-10-14T04:59:24Z")

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Slackers1 37 posts and no mention of Hitler?

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/39 "2012-10-14T05:14:13Z")

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Godwin’s law reference

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2012, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-ass-pitting-of-marley-the-moderator/637580/40 "2012-10-14T05:18:26Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> This. If it’s fun, let us play. If it’s dumb, let us learn.

My dear **Inigo** , you never seem to learn.😉

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