# Lame jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 18, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926 "2001-08-18T19:59:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DebiJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@DebiJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DebiJ)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/21 "2001-08-19T22:04:33Z")
How do you get 10,000 frogs into a shoe box? La Machine by Moulinex How do you get them back out? With a straw! ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/22 "2001-08-20T01:00:38Z")
Did you hear about the woman who backed into a meat grinder? Dis-assed-her! ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/23 "2001-08-20T01:02:27Z")
A group of little boys goes up to the Smith house. “Mrs. Smith, can Johnny come out and play baseball?” “Why children, you know he has no arms or legs, why would you ask such a thing?” “We want him to play third base.” ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/24 "2001-08-20T01:31:11Z")
OH OH!!! Somebody post the “Purple Ping Pong Ball” joke!!! Thats my absolute favorite… but its kinda long and I dont feel like typing… so someone else hasta do it. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/25 "2001-08-20T04:18:46Z")
Why are women Kosher? Because they seperate the milk from their meat. Thank you, I’ll be here until Rosh Hashana. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/26 "2001-08-20T04:23:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by \*\*Enderw24 \* > \*\* [Hijack] Happy 2K! [sub] I suppose I should have got you something, but they were all out of your size [/sub] [/Hijack] ---
**Author:** ![darksenshi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@darksenshi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darksenshi)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/27 "2001-08-20T05:51:00Z")
Why do ducks have flat feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To put out flaming ducks! teehee. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/28 "2001-08-20T05:56:38Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Chrome Spot \* \*\*Did you hear about the woman who backed into a meat grinder? Dis-assed-her! \*\*[/QUOTE That’s not what happened when my neighborhood butcher backed into his meat grinder. He was ok, but he got a little behind in his orders. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/29 "2001-08-24T16:19:49Z")
Why did the honey dew marry the watermelon? Because they cantalope. ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926/30 "2001-08-24T16:28:29Z")
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” What sound did the water truck make when it crashed into the vinegar truck? DOOOSSSHH! \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-jokes/76926.md?page=1)