# Lame Rants. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987 "2003-04-16T01:08:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/1 "2003-04-16T01:08:34Z")
My mouth is uncomfortably dry. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/2 "2003-04-16T01:15:04Z")
Try drinking water. Maybe I shoulda let this one sink… ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/3 "2003-04-16T01:45:27Z")
I cut my big toenail a little too short the other day and I’m concerned I might get an ingrown toenail. I’ve never had one in my life, but you never know. It could happen. I’ll report back later. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/4 "2003-04-16T01:46:44Z")
I have two hairs on each shoulder that are unnervingly long. I pluck them, but they grow back within the week. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/5 "2003-04-16T01:50:07Z")
I’m hungry. Oh, I think I need to go for a pee. ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/6 "2003-04-16T02:08:02Z")
My ficus died. Bummed me out. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/7 "2003-04-16T02:20:01Z")
This **Avoiding Armageddon** series on PBS that I am watching right now is FREAKING ME OUT, MAN!!! :o ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/8 "2003-04-16T02:50:06Z")
You have to pee? That’s a great idea… FOR ME TO POOP ON! ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/9 "2003-04-16T03:07:48Z")
I’m all out of epoxy resin. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/10 "2003-04-16T03:09:30Z")
I don’t like the show I’m watching, and I can’t reach the TV remote with out stretching. Oh, well. Show’s probably not longer than half an hour, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/11 "2003-04-16T03:28:33Z")
I put my hair up in little mini Leia-buns to keep it out of the weigh and it keeps falling out. Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/12 "2003-04-16T03:40:00Z")
The wind’s blowing here. That sucks, man. Stupid ass ice cubes keep melting in my whiskey. My new GF has nice titties. Damn! ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/13 "2003-04-16T03:49:44Z")
This thread is lame. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/14 "2003-04-16T03:56:15Z")
People who post to threads to say how lame they are are lame too. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/15 "2003-04-16T04:04:05Z")
My left eye is a little itchy. But when I rub it, it gets more itchy. ---
**Author:** ![whatami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85f322/32.png) [@whatami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatami)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/16 "2003-04-16T04:48:07Z")
I can’t beat this guy on Tiger Woods Golf 2003. I’m beginning to get upset. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/17 "2003-04-16T05:13:01Z")
I ate a burrito that disagreed with me. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/18 "2003-04-16T05:23:37Z")
I hate moving. And I think I have to pee, and the commercials just ended. ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/19 "2003-04-16T05:42:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*This **Avoiding Armageddon** series on PBS that I am watching right now is FREAKING ME OUT, MAN!!! > > :o \*\* Avoiding Armageddon…that should be the subtitle for the moviegoers guide, 1999 edition. Zing! You may have your millions of dollars Bruckie, but I can still mock you on the internet! Total “zing” tally for 4/16: **RexDart** : 1 **Jerry Bruckheimer** : 0 Scoreboard, scoreboard!! Take _that_ and put it in your fat wallet, homes! ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/20 "2003-04-16T06:17:53Z")
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