# Lame Rants. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 16, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987 "2003-04-16T01:08:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/41 "2003-04-16T19:02:37Z")
Two…not just one but TWO lightbulbs just burned out in my kitchen. I might have to get up later and change them. _Sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![coyasicanbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@coyasicanbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coyasicanbe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/42 "2003-04-16T19:37:53Z")
I swallowed my gum. ---
**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/43 "2003-04-16T22:07:01Z")
Dude! People exiting the elevator have the right-a-way!! The next time you barge right into the elevator as soon as the doors open, before I exit, I swear I am going to… ---
**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/44 "2003-04-16T22:11:40Z")
Dammit! I had to make three pots of coffee today! WTF? You just take the last bit of coffee and walk away without making any more! Aaargh!! ---
**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/45 "2003-04-16T22:14:08Z")
Son of a…! Every day it’s the same thing office bathroom: toilet paper on the floor, unflushed toilets, water all over the damn sink and mirror, and a persistant, never-ending, nauseating odor!! ---
**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/46 "2003-04-16T22:16:12Z")
Man! You are suppossed to walk on the RIGHT side, not the LEFT!! And I’m suppossed to adjust MY path, and walk on the wrong side to pass you? [chucks mouse across room] ---
**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/47 "2003-04-16T22:17:45Z")
You know, I feel a lot better now that I shared those lame rants with you all. Thanks 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/48 "2003-04-17T00:31:35Z")
I’m running out of places to hide the bodies. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/49 "2003-04-17T02:16:50Z")
I’M A VIRGIN!!! ---
**Author:** ![entity119](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f08c70/32.png) [@entity119](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/entity119)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/50 "2003-04-17T02:39:45Z")
Head Hurts. Have to work ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/51 "2003-04-17T06:47:14Z")
My lips are really chaped and it is driving me crazy. ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/52 "2003-04-17T08:18:03Z")
Brad Majors is _not_ an asshole. What did he ever do to you?? Injustice, pure and simple. Janet Weiss is still a slut though, double standards kick ass! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/53 "2003-04-17T14:16:22Z")
I hate that AOL has ruined the six million dollar man memories I had with their shitty ass commercial. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/54 "2003-04-17T14:42:42Z")
Argh. I went to buy ice cream since its swelteringly warm here. The shops on campus are all closed now, so I had to go to the local supermarket. On the way there, I slipped and gashed my knee ☹ So, no ice cream, and now I’m in pain damnit! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Composer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Composer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Composer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/55 "2003-04-17T19:27:32Z")
Just had this ugly worm-thing burst out of my belly button . . . ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/56 "2003-04-17T20:48:43Z")
My mouse-wheeling finger aches. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/57 "2003-04-18T00:53:35Z")
I burned my neck on a lamp at work. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/58 "2003-04-18T00:54:52Z")
They ought to make this thread a sticky. Leave it up there, let anyone enumerate their petty peeves of the day. When it gets to five pages, lock it and start a new sticky. ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/59 "2003-04-23T14:12:30Z")
Stupid thing won’t load page 2. (that’s not the rant) waaah! I was gonna post the **cool** response to that list but I didn’t. I wasn’t positive it would be cool vs dorky. and now someone else posted it and, and, and everyone’s writing to say how cool it is. _sniff_ I wanted to be the cool one. now no one would believe that I thought of it first. waaah. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987/60 "2003-04-23T21:52:36Z")
My husband had the day off today and I had to go to work, codflabbit. Darn. Heck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-rants/168987.md?page=4)