# Lame sequential thread titles title **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613 "2002-12-13T21:34:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/1 "2002-12-13T21:34:11Z")
I couldn’t find an open Sequential thread titles thread, but I just came across a threefer in the **BBQ Pit** **My butthole itches! For the love of God, please use a napkin. Is it just me, or are we getting a little overrun by freaks here?** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/2 "2002-12-14T18:33:51Z")
MPSIMS: **I wish I had a… Holiday Dopefest, Weird-North Style!** ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/3 "2002-12-14T19:07:10Z")
MPSIMS \*\*God Helps Widdlest Sniper Victim Recover Oh god oh god the world will end end END \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/4 "2002-12-15T12:22:00Z")
From **MPSIMS** : Gay gunslinger riles rednecks Cecil in disguise? ---
**Author:** ![spathiphyllum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6f9a4e/32.png) [@spathiphyllum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spathiphyllum)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/5 "2002-12-16T00:24:14Z")
Just saw this one in MPSIMS: - **God Bless us every one! I need a God to believe in so I’m building one.** -\*\*And the Jesus Freaks wonder why nobody takes them seriously. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/6 "2002-12-16T00:30:49Z")
Zen and the art of IKEA cupboard assembly What’s the secret to making perfect pancakes? and Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated I’m a telefundraiser ---
**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/7 "2002-12-16T01:45:57Z")
I just saw the Netherland’s women’s soccer team naked. . . I’m bored ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/8 "2002-12-16T01:50:40Z")
In Mpsims: No Gore in Oh-Four? Ahh!!! Rumors of my death were an exagerration And the Jesus Freaks wonder why nobody takes them seriously. ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/9 "2002-12-16T03:08:09Z")
General Opinion about threads that have been done before… Lame sequential thread titles title Too perfect for words… ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/10 "2002-12-16T03:47:23Z")
MPSIMS: What’s the toughest thing you had to tell your parents? Rumors of my death were an exagerration ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/11 "2002-12-16T11:04:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by erislover \* > \*\*General Opinion about threads that have been done before… > > Lame sequential thread titles title > > Too perfect for words… \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/12 "2002-12-16T12:47:11Z")
Just above this one: \*\*I’m Old For the Older Ladies out There. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lame-sequential-thread-titles-title/142613/13 "2002-12-19T02:55:13Z")
In the BBQ Pit: I am VERY VERY VERY Mad. It’s The Bush Theme Song! (Funny, I always thought it was an **Animaniacs** song!)