# Lana...Lana....Lanaaaaaaaa!!!! What??? \[Archer Season 5 thread\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667 "2014-01-13T16:17:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/1 "2014-01-13T16:17:25Z")
…danger zone… Season premiere tonight! SPLOOSH!!! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/2 "2014-01-13T16:35:40Z")
What? I like to treat myself. ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/3 "2014-01-13T16:38:39Z")
hooray ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/4 "2014-01-13T16:43:03Z")
> [@SykoSkotty](#): > > Season premiere tonight! SPLOOSH!!! And whatever my equivalent of Sploosh is. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/5 "2014-01-13T16:50:36Z")
Time to get out the boxes and reassemble Fort Kickass. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/6 "2014-01-13T17:01:53Z")
I [AM](http://www.redbubble.com/people/trulyepic/works/9348893-i-am-the-danger-zone?p=t-shirt) the Danger Zone. Had to give up recording Monday Night Raw for this, sadly. Oh well–haven’t really got time to follow wrasslin’ properly at the moment anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/7 "2014-01-13T17:35:25Z")
No wait, I had something for this… ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/8 "2014-01-13T17:37:17Z")
> [@pancakes3](#): > > And whatever my equivalent of Sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/9 "2014-01-13T18:15:35Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen. Well don’t just leave it there. That’s how you get ants. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/10 "2014-01-13T18:29:22Z")
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection. Also, sploosh. ---
**Author:** ![Sterling\_Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Sterling\_Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterling_Archer)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/11 "2014-01-13T18:50:23Z")
Krieger: “Just push that red button.” Archer: “OK. Wait, is it going to kill everybody?” Krieger: “Just push that blue button.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/12 "2014-01-13T19:20:09Z")
> [@SykoSkotty](#): > > …SPLOOSH!!! :dubious: I know! You could drown a toddler in my panties right now. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/13 "2014-01-13T20:47:27Z")
I defy anyone to find an Archer thread that doesn’t devolve into a list of quotes and… Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/14 "2014-01-13T20:52:07Z")
M as in Mancy. ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/15 "2014-01-13T21:59:59Z")
Phrasing, BOOM! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/16 "2014-01-13T23:24:29Z")
Danny! We have to keep that heart rate down! ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/17 "2014-01-13T23:41:32Z")
Just under two years ago we started fostering (and later adopted) a kitten with vaguely ocelot-like fur and tufted ears. We named her Babou. “He’s crepuscular! Get 'im boys!” ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/18 "2014-01-14T06:44:55Z")
That was some trailer tacked onto the end of the season premier. Archer… VICE! ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/19 "2014-01-14T14:26:11Z")
A moment of silence for poor Brett. He died doing what he loved. Getting shot. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/20 "2014-01-14T14:40:03Z")
Favorite exchange: “If I ever want to splice my baby’s DNA with Hitler’s, I’ll give you a call!” “Yeah, sure. I’ll be around.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667.md?page=2)