# Lana...Lana....Lanaaaaaaaa!!!! What??? \[Archer Season 5 thread\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667 "2014-01-13T16:17:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/181 "2014-03-26T20:40:14Z")
I can’t get the thought of whipped-cocaine-covered breasteses out of my head. Please let that be a thing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/182 "2014-03-27T15:23:42Z")
[IMDB.com](http://IMDB.com) now has selected quotations for many of the episodes. Start here, and pick other seasons and episodes as you please: [Archer - Season 1 - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1486217/episodes?season=1&ref_=tt_eps_sn_1) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/183 "2014-03-27T17:40:02Z")
An amusing short interview with H. Jon Benjamin: ['Archer': Why H. Jon Benjamin isn't always in the 'Danger zone!' | EW.com](http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/03/26/archer-bobs-burgers-h-jon-benjamin/) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2014, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/184 "2014-04-01T08:03:54Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Classic Rando Odie, hush! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/185 "2014-04-07T01:20:09Z")
There’s a great article on _Archer_ starting on p. 35 of _Entertainment Weekly_’s March 28 issue (with _Game of Thrones_’s young King Joffrey caressing a sword on the cover). I found it at my local library. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2014, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/186 "2014-04-08T11:50:02Z")
Clone Bone! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/187 "2014-04-14T18:26:05Z")
An _Archer_ Civil War shoutout! The _Red Kriegtober_ submarine, scuttled in Cheryl’s mansion’s pool, is pretty clearly based on the Confederate submarine _Hunley_: [ML138 : Situs Daftar Infini88 Slot Online Gacor 2023 Terbaru](http://nswrecks.net/ns-images/hunley3.jpg) Favorite recent lines: “It’s a mononym, like… Cher?” “Pliny.” “Cantinflas!” “I’ve totally relatively cleaned up my act. So keep that in mind when picking godparents.” “I’ve got crate lag.” “I really like me.” “Baffling.” “So why would you have sex with a maid?” “That doesn’t merit a response, Mother.” “Well, if there’s one thing I love, it’s triumph… and if there’s one thing I love more than triumph, it’s annoying vagueness.” “What, in the name of all that’s stupid, are you doing?” “Yes, Archer, everything, everywhere, everywhen is about the paragon of adequacy that is your dick.” “Adequacy as in… mind-blowingness?” “We get home, first thing, we are binge-watching _Schoolhouse Rock_.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/188 "2014-04-14T18:32:46Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > …Also magically changing Carol/Cheryl into a country singer is stupid. Who actually sings her though? The Actress?.. No. Cheryl’s dialogue is by Judy Greer; her singing voice is provided by Jessy Lynn Martens. Here’s a nice interview: [Performing in the Danger Zone: An Interview with Jessy Lynn Martens, Singing Voice of Cherlene on Archer - Deadshirt](http://deadshirt.net/2014/03/12/performing-in-the-danger-zone-an-interview-with-jessy-lynn-martens-singing-voice-of-cherlene-on-archer/) ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/189 "2014-04-22T16:46:38Z")
Anyone catch the season finale last night? IT’S ARCHER’S DAUGHTER!! And it seems as though they will be back to spying next season. That’s a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/190 "2014-04-22T18:54:28Z")
If Lana is a quadroon, shouldn’t little baby Abigene be an octoroon? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/191 "2014-04-22T21:09:04Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > Clone Bone! I’m not really comfortable with the Clone Bone. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/192 "2014-04-22T22:57:54Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > If Lana is a quadroon, shouldn’t little baby Abigene be an octoroon? _:smacksmackslapsmacksmacksmackslapsmack:_ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/193 "2014-04-24T01:42:27Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > I’m not really comfortable with the Clone Bone. That’s because you’re doing it wrong! I liked the final scene. What Lana did is totally reprehensible, yet…awww. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/194 "2014-04-24T01:45:11Z")
Yeah. Sperm stealing. Not cool, and yet this is ISIS… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/195 "2014-04-24T03:04:54Z")
> [@ExTank](#): > > _:smacksmackslapsmacksmacksmackslapsmack:_ Don’t forget… =pause=SMACK! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/196 "2014-04-24T14:36:01Z")
I hope next season they at least mention the missile. Nerve gas or not, that’s going to leave a mark on the Upper East Side. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/197 "2014-04-30T00:40:18Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I hope next season they at least mention the missile. Nerve gas or not, that’s going to leave a mark on the Upper East Side. Grrrrreaaaaaat. Now all I can think of is the cast of \*\*Gossip Girl \*\*as toons being tortured by nerve gas. So I read an article about next season… [link](http://regator.com/p/264003876/archer_season_6_a_return_to_isis_the/) \<–\*\*lots \*\*more spoilers than I want to box below [spoiler]And they said that the wee baby Seamus is to return! He’ll be about four years old. I know that Trinette eventually admitted that he’s not Archer’s, so Archer knows that, but do you think\* Seamus\* will know Archer isn’t his dad?[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/198 "2014-05-28T03:07:59Z")
Nice to have the baby holding up one finger as it was nursing… ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/199 "2014-05-28T15:38:09Z")
Did the Archer team get the right Krieger back? Based on the tie switch and the stumbling over some details I am guessing they ended up with one of the clones. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/200 "2014-05-28T16:57:48Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > Did the Archer team get the right Krieger back? Based on the tie switch and the stumbling over some details I am guessing they ended up with one of the clones. From **elfkin** ’s link to the interview (above), not even executive producer Matt Thompson knows: "I do not specifically know if Krieger is dead and if Krieger’s clone is the one alive. I don’t know. Adam personally told Lucky Yates, the actor, which person survived, but he hasn’t told me or producer Casey Willis. Adam and Lucky know who’s alive, no one else does. " [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667.md?page=9)