# Lana...Lana....Lanaaaaaaaa!!!! What??? \[Archer Season 5 thread\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667 "2014-01-13T16:17:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/101 "2014-02-01T03:21:25Z")
Archer: “Wait a minute. Didn’t we shoot that guy?” Mallory: “Oh, who remembers?” ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/102 "2014-02-05T01:29:19Z")
Last night’s episode was the funniest of the season so far. Pam…skinny Pam with huge rack…we like Pam. Wait…are we not saying “Phrasing” anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/103 "2014-02-05T03:28:02Z")
Agreed. This was definitely a step up from ‘How do they lose more coke’. Krieger got a lot showtime as well. The lab coat with multiple dart guns had me cracking up. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/104 "2014-02-05T04:23:59Z")
This was easily the best episode of the season. I’ll definitely watch it again as I’m sure there were a lot of lines I missed. It had three things I love: 1: Krieger 2: Cyril actually being competent 3: Charlene talking about her crazy/racist ass family. For some reason I’m a bit surprised they actually had her call the maids “colored” without anyone making comment of it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/105 "2014-02-05T05:24:55Z")
Yes, definitely better. Loved the reveal of Krieger’s multiple dart guns. “Relax, twenty years is just going to be the Bac-Os on our prison salad.” “What’s this door made of, mithril?” :: affectionate chuckle :: “Godspeed, you meddling kids.” ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/106 "2014-02-05T15:02:12Z")
I am apparently backwards-man: I nearly turned off the second episode of this season of Sherlock because it was just a clip show loosely stitched together with a wedding speech, and I found this episode of Archer decidedly meh. Chuckles, sure, but Archer used to be the kind of show that I’d miss lines because I was laughing so hard. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/107 "2014-02-05T15:42:09Z")
My favorite running gag of this episode was the decimal conversions between pounds and kilos, different currencies, and even the percentages of coke lost. It sounded to me like everyone used three significant digits. ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/108 "2014-02-05T15:53:52Z")
> [@Sean\_Factotum](#): > > My favorite running gag of this episode was the decimal conversions between pounds and kilos, different currencies, and even the percentages of coke lost. It sounded to me like everyone used three significant digits. Pounds… Sterling? ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/109 "2014-02-05T16:12:50Z")
Exactly, as in ‘Doctor Who’ money. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/110 "2014-02-05T16:26:30Z")
I loved the Hulk references, followed by Pam running around in torn purple pants. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/111 "2014-02-05T16:47:41Z")
I love the kind of throwaway stuff, like Lana asking Archer, “How have you never tried yogurt?!” A shout-out to Thomas Corwin Mendenhall and Minitel and the fact that Archer has no idea about the different kinds of porn. Very excellent episode. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/112 "2014-02-05T17:48:01Z")
I laughed at Pam hosing down the cocaine and whistling offhandedly. ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/113 "2014-02-06T19:24:36Z")
and Cheryl/Charlene saying to Lana…“so now YOU’RE the fat one?” ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/114 "2014-02-06T19:28:03Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > Some really lazy Googling (“Chicago cocaine bust street value”) gave me a 79kg bust worth $10mil > > 1kg = 2.2 lbs. 79x2.2 = 174lbs. At $10mil, that $57,471 a pound > One ton (2000 lbs) of cocaine should have a street value of $114,942,000 > > Didn’t Cyril say it was worth $20 million wholesale? That’s one hell of a mark up. Who are you, Thomas Corwin Mendenhall? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/115 "2014-02-06T20:31:59Z")
“I learned it by watching you!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/116 "2014-02-06T20:34:32Z")
“Bondage porn? Is that really a thing?” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/117 "2014-02-06T21:20:17Z")
Subtley brought in was Archer’s psuedo-savant ability to make lots of calculations in his head. In particular between metric and English. They didn’t lampshade it, but he did it a few times. ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/118 "2014-02-06T22:32:00Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Bondage porn? Is that really a thing?” \*tit bondage porn ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/119 "2014-02-07T02:03:27Z")
> [@drastic\_quench](#): > > \*tit bondage porn I stand, ahem, corrected. ---
**Author:** ![Crawlspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/120 "2014-02-08T04:50:42Z")
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