# Lana...Lana....Lanaaaaaaaa!!!! What??? \[Archer Season 5 thread\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667 "2014-01-13T16:17:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/161 "2014-03-19T14:51:16Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > I remember when Lana slept with Pam, but was there an episode where Malory slept with her, or is this the first mention of it? They had a three-way with Countess Von Fingerbang’s dad in the Swiss Miss episode. I thought this was above average for Archer: Vice but still slightly below average for Archer as a whole. The female characters are coming up short this season in a big way. I really don’t like the Pam - cokefiend jokes. I didn’t much care for Pam’s food jokes either but they didn’t grate on me like the coke jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/162 "2014-03-19T15:23:01Z")
Duchess sure knows a lot about crocodiles and their South American river habitats. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/163 "2014-03-19T15:29:39Z")
> [@pancakes3](#): > > They had a three-way with Countess Von Fingerbang’s dad in the Swiss Miss episode… That’s right, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/164 "2014-03-19T19:10:51Z")
Best episode of the season. Eat a dick, jungle. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/165 "2014-03-19T19:30:42Z")
I was getting pissed that they weren’t rebooting Ray’s legs. Turns out Ray was just dicking with Sterling. I can live with that. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/166 "2014-03-19T19:38:09Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I was getting pissed that they weren’t rebooting Ray’s legs. Turns out Ray was just dicking with Sterling. > > I can live with that. I think that they had rebooted them in an earlier episode, Krieger was using a remote control to make Ray goose step around while giving a nazi salute. I believe Ray claimed that the jeep accident had paralyzed him again. ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/167 "2014-03-19T19:49:39Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Duchess sure knows a lot about crocodiles and their South American river habitats. Amongst his chiefest fears along with gators and aneurysms. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/168 "2014-03-24T15:03:34Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > The overall story arc is lame and well past its expiry date, but the individual quips are still funny. I’d agree with that. I find I’m not laughing as much as I used to (I much preferred the secret-agent plots), but it’s still worth watching. Usually. ---
**Author:** ![Nekosoft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Nekosoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nekosoft)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/169 "2014-03-24T23:25:57Z")
Potential spoilers for next season: Looks like it’s going to be back to spying next season: ['Archer' to 'unreboot' next season | EW.com](http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/03/24/archer-exclusive-un-reboot/) I’m liking this season more when Sterling is out of the mansion, but it’s not the non-stop laughter I’ve grown accustomed to in seasons past. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/170 "2014-03-25T01:16:59Z")
I agree the latest ep with the gators was pretty darn good. It built up the lolz and then when the gators were horrifically chomping on bandito-bits I guffawed. The ending with Ray’s paralysis and Sterling’s hearty approval of a gag well done was some good character. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/171 "2014-03-25T02:17:25Z")
The gator episode was hilarious. Classic Archer! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/172 "2014-03-25T02:41:42Z")
Bonus points for all the Burt Reynolds shout-outs on the bus trip to Texas. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/173 "2014-03-25T02:45:05Z")
Blah blah blah, some joke about you two having vaginas. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/174 "2014-03-25T15:48:28Z")
But where did the coke come from??? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/175 "2014-03-25T16:11:02Z")
The Coke Fairy? Santa Coke? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/176 "2014-03-25T17:38:15Z")
> [@Sam\_Stone](#): > > The gator episode was hilarious. Classic Archer! Classic Rando ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/177 "2014-03-25T17:54:30Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > Classic Rando 🙂 So-so episode this week. I think last week’s at least hit the average, if not slightly above average, for the whole run of Archer. This week’s was above-average for Archer Vice, but below classic Archer. That said, I did laugh several times, and Pam’s “your balls are made of pussy” line is up there for me in the all-time great Archer lines. ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/178 "2014-03-25T21:25:13Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > 🙂 > > So-so episode this week. I think last week’s at least hit the average, if not slightly above average, for the whole run of Archer. This week’s was above-average for Archer Vice, but below classic Archer. That said, I did laugh several times, and Pam’s “your balls are made of pussy” line is up there for me in the all-time great Archer lines. Pam’s line was the funniest of the season by far - had me in tears. And the way she was dressed like a 70’s adult movie director for Cherlene’s commercial was very clever. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/179 "2014-03-26T19:53:59Z")
My favorite line of the season so far was “We will never recognize Tanganyika!” ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667/180 "2014-03-26T20:35:32Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > My favorite line of the season so far was “We will never recognize Tanganyika!” Classic archer line. My favorite too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lana-lana-lanaaaaaaaa-what-archer-season-5-thread/678667.md?page=10)