# Lance Bass to jam from orbit?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-bass-to-jam-from-orbit/126146>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 29, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-bass-to-jam-from-orbit/126146 "2002-08-29T19:05:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-bass-to-jam-from-orbit/126146/1 "2002-08-29T19:05:04Z")

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Looks like he’s [going](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2224167.stm) after all.

Now, I don’t know anything about Nsync’s music, but, speaking as a space enthusiast, it would be neat if he performed from orbit…

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**Author:** ![jmpride62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@jmpride62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmpride62)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-bass-to-jam-from-orbit/126146/2 "2002-08-31T19:12:13Z")

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I am not sure if anyone from N’sync is capable of “jamming.”

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-bass-to-jam-from-orbit/126146/3 "2002-09-01T20:09:18Z")

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Consider that he’s going primarily as a publicity stunt, funded by various sponsors who want to cash in on the marketing. There’s not a chance in Heaven that he’ll _not_ perform from orbit, and when he does, you can bet that it’ll be on MTV.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-bass-to-jam-from-orbit/126146/4 "2002-09-01T20:11:25Z")

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“In space … no one can hear you lip-sync.”

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-bass-to-jam-from-orbit/126146/5 "2002-09-01T20:37:32Z")

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what pisses me off so much about this is he’s not even paying for it himself. Like he can’t afford it. I didn’t think i could hate boybanders any more than I already did.

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**Author:** ![Thomas\_Stearns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Thomas\_Stearns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thomas_Stearns)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-bass-to-jam-from-orbit/126146/6 "2002-09-02T12:11:53Z")

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well here’s hoping this is all Bush’s secret plan to get him up in space and then pelt the station with leftover ICBMs. maybe it can be a joint thing with Russia too.

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-bass-to-jam-from-orbit/126146/7 "2002-09-02T22:10:53Z")

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Won’t it be kind of hard to synchronize dance moves and sing cheesy teenie bopper songs while weightless?

Besides, what would be an appropriate performance considering how he got into space? Maybe a David Bowie medley of “Fame/Space Oddity/The Man Who Sold The World.”
