# Lance Cpl Boudreaux returns! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 15, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330 "2004-05-15T22:35:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/1 "2004-05-15T22:35:02Z")
You remember the two Iraqi kids with the cardboard? Now you too can create your very own cardboard message of love: [Click](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/) [Here’s mine.](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?705250) ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/2 "2004-05-15T23:19:30Z")
I could have fun with [this](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?706083)… ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/3 "2004-05-15T23:33:18Z")
I didn’t sit through all ten million previously, so I’m sure someone’s done it (hell, it was probably #1) but there’s mine: [http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?706269](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?706269) ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/4 "2004-05-15T23:46:30Z")
[http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?706375](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?706375) :dubious: and [http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?706461](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?706461) :wally ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/5 "2004-05-16T01:24:49Z")
[hee hee](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?707506) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/6 "2004-05-16T05:55:37Z")
Ha! [Too](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?709779) [much](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?709837) [fun](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?709869)! Unfortunately, “My name is Abujar Mufassad. You ousted my dictator. Prepare to die” won’t fit on the sign. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/7 "2004-05-16T14:24:10Z")
> [@Loopus](#): > > [hee hee](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?707506) I was trying to think of a clever way to do that one… Glad someone did! So instead, I offer you: [Because](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?717570) [ignorance](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?717614) [is](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?717708) [everywhere](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?717652) ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/8 "2004-05-16T14:34:03Z")
so much fun [http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?717887](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?717887) ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/9 "2004-05-16T14:37:34Z")
[OMG!](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?717957) ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/10 "2004-05-16T17:16:03Z")
[Mine](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?721226) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/11 "2004-05-16T17:25:36Z")
[Mine](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?721470). ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/12 "2004-05-16T17:47:21Z")
[Oh](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?718125) [no](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?718161), [make](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?718183) [me](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?718226) [stop](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?718273)! ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/13 "2004-05-16T17:51:42Z")
[http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?722228](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?722228) ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/14 "2004-05-16T18:34:53Z")
Not mine, but funny: [http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?31818](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?31818) And mine: [http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?723447](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?723447) ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/15 "2004-05-16T18:40:34Z")
Bwahahahahahaha! I created some, but none as good as what y’all came up with. I did look at some of the others and [this one](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?23415)almost made me wet my pants. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/16 "2004-05-16T19:41:37Z")
I had to do [one](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?725481) ---
**Author:** ![Legolamb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@Legolamb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legolamb)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/17 "2004-05-16T22:23:50Z")
I’m not nearly creative enough for these, but here’s [my](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?732084) [efforts](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?732193). ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/18 "2004-05-16T22:53:44Z")
[http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?732997](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?732997) ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/19 "2004-05-16T23:21:57Z")
I had to use [two](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?733513) [screens](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?733514) for mine. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330/20 "2004-05-16T23:45:37Z")
[Sweet.](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?733946) [I like it.](http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?734031) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-cpl-boudreaux-returns/245330.md?page=2)