# Lance Strongarm, Complete Fucking Idiot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 9, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978 "2016-06-09T23:53:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/1 "2016-06-09T23:53:01Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795050](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795050) Lance, please tell us you haven’t bred. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/2 "2016-06-10T00:45:33Z")
> [@Subterraneanus](#): > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795050](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=795050) > > Lance, please tell us you haven’t bred. [Everyone else is on down here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=789410) ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/3 "2016-06-10T03:18:28Z")
I’m guessing, similar to his transgender toilet arguments, the rationale is “if we consider the rectum to be a sex object, then we must now consider all parts of the human body to be sex objects: the mouth, ears, nose, hair, under the armpit, that spot on the back of the shoulder blades that always itches where your bra strap rubs, and, you better believe it - the hands.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/4 "2016-06-10T03:59:59Z")
IIRC, he has a daughter, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/5 "2016-06-10T14:30:31Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Everyone else is on down here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=789410) Those are different threads they’re discussing. Tell everyone there hello for me. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/6 "2016-06-10T14:54:14Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > I’m guessing, similar to his transgender toilet arguments, the rationale is “if we consider the rectum to be a sex object, then we must now consider all parts of the human body to be sex objects: the mouth, ears, nose, hair, under the armpit, that spot on the back of the shoulder blades that always itches where your bra strap rubs, and, you better believe it - the hands.” I enjoy reading his posts in [Pastor James David Manning’s voice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1sJDhJ-6iE). ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/7 "2016-06-10T14:56:47Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > I’m guessing, similar to his transgender toilet arguments, the rationale is “if we consider the rectum to be a sex object, then we must now consider all parts of the human body to be sex objects: the mouth, ears, nose, hair, under the armpit, **that spot on the back of the shoulder blades that always itches where your bra strap rubs,** and, you better believe it - the hands.” Your post gave me a psychosomatic itch in that spot so I keep trying to scratch it with a ruler, so according to \*\*Lance-\*\*logic I’m masturbating in public now. Thanks a lot 😛 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/8 "2016-06-10T15:18:21Z")
Dude’s a JAQ-off. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/9 "2016-06-10T15:20:02Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > …masturbating in public … Wha? That’s bad? Time for a new hobby. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/10 "2016-06-10T16:40:45Z")
Apropos of nothing at all, every time I see his screen name I read it as “Lance Strong-in-the-arm”, and get a confusing image of a Pratchett dwarf and the dude in the commercial who says nothing but, “I pick things up and I put them down.” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/11 "2016-06-10T17:12:55Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > I’m guessing, similar to his transgender toilet arguments, the rationale is “if we consider the rectum to be a sex object, then we must now consider all parts of the human body to be sex objects: the mouth, ears, nose, hair, under the armpit, that spot on the back of the shoulder blades that always itches where your bra strap rubs, and, you better believe it - the hands.” Well, of course we must. Rule 34. Whatever part it is, it gives somebody somewhere a hardon/wettie. Heck, to some people, inanimate objects can be sex objects. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/12 "2016-06-10T19:25:29Z")
I wandered over to the extravaganza thread for **Lance**. FWIW, I support a general, all purpose pitting. **iiandyiiii** is a trouper, but 14 pages is a loooooong time to watch anyone debate bathroom privileges. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/13 "2016-06-10T21:24:44Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Heck, to some people, inanimate objects can be sex objects. Wait… How do you know my wife? :rimshot: Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all night! ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2016, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lance-strongarm-complete-fucking-idiot/756978/14 "2016-06-11T01:10:17Z")
> [@Una\_Persson](#): > > I’m guessing, similar to his transgender toilet arguments, the rationale is “if we consider the rectum to be a sex object, then we must now consider all parts of the human body to be sex objects: the mouth, ears, nose, hair, under the armpit, that spot on the back of the shoulder blades that always itches where your bra strap rubs, and, you better believe it - the hands.” It did occur to me that he might be building up to an “If anal rape is rape, everything is rape, so rape laws are meaningless and should be abolished” argument. But as stupid as that would be, I suspect it would still take someone smarter than **lance** to come up with it. I don’t believe he has an argument to make at all, not even an awful one. He’s just a nasty little troll. He basically admitted to it in the GD thread.