# Land of Cheese. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 24, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853 "2018-09-24T20:32:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/41 "2018-09-27T00:42:38Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > My thoughts exactly. Had a grilled cheese sammich made with Tillamook cheddar last night. Yum. I made a grilled cheese with their smoked cheddar. Oh God, that was good. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/42 "2018-10-27T01:12:22Z")
Just unwrapped a wedge of Maytag blue I’d been saving for 3 years. It’s aged well but I’m not sure how much further it could be pushed. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/43 "2018-10-27T01:16:55Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > I was partying it up last PM in the hot tub with two women; I do have other interests besides cheese, it turns out. Your wife and daughter, I assume? 😕 NOMB, really. I tried some 12-year-old cheddar not long ago. It just kind of sank to the bottom, and I burped that fingernail-sized slice of grit for hours afterwards, so I don’t think I’ll have it again. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/44 "2018-10-27T01:21:32Z")
When all else fails, there’s this. > **[Primus - Sailing The Seas Of Cheese - Amazon.com Music](https://www.amazon.com/Sailing-Seas-Cheese-Primus/dp/B000001Y57)** > > Primus - Sailing The Seas Of Cheese - Amazon.com Music ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/45 "2018-10-27T01:58:18Z")
As a joke this really falls flat. Insinuations of incest, especially just completely out of the blue, aren’t appropriate. > [@nearwildheaven](#): > > Your wife and daughter, I assume? 😕 NOMB, really. > > I tried some 12-year-old cheddar not long ago. It just kind of sank to the bottom, and I burped that fingernail-sized slice of grit for hours afterwards, so I don’t think I’ll have it again. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/46 "2018-10-27T01:59:02Z")
**Mod Hat On** Cheese talk goes to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/47 "2018-10-27T02:35:47Z")
> [@Cabin\_Fever](#): > > I just devoured a 1 pound (0.453592 kg) block of fine Wisconsin extra sharp cheddar. All by myself, I did not offer it anyone else. > It was tasty and I could not help myself. Before we go any further, I’d just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/48 "2018-10-27T03:42:03Z")
> [@pkbites](#): > > Cheddar is one of my favorites and I too prefer it sharp or extra sharp… Ooh, thanks for the reminder to go to bed early. Farmer’s Market around the (Wisconsin) State Capitol tomorrow morning… where you get offered at least forty toothpicks with little chunks on them… Bandaged Cheddar, Cave-Cured Cheddar, 5, 10, 15-Year Cheddar, Cheese Curds, and my favorite… “Ordinary Cheddar”. Forgot about the dairy family who brings a huge grill that they keep full of browned cubes. I hope the Honeycrisp Apples are in season, they’ll pair well. Oh, and Three-Animal Cheddar (Cow/Goat/Sheep, very creamy). Sorry to make anyone jealous… ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/49 "2018-10-27T03:57:35Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > As a joke this really falls flat. Insinuations of incest, especially just completely out of the blue, aren’t appropriate. I’m sorry if anyone interpreted it that way. I just pictured a family getting in the hot tub on a chilly autumn evening. Nothing inappropriate implied from my end. ---
**Author:** ![GreenWyvern](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greenwyvern/32/2834_2.png) [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853/50 "2018-10-27T05:34:30Z")
George Costanza: “I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7u2zc9JE8Kk/maxresdefault.jpg "Seinfeld 0801 The Foundation - A block of cheese the size of a car battery") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u2zc9JE8Kk) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/land-of-cheese/821853.md?page=2)