# Lane Kiffin Sucks! \*Trying not to flip out\* **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lane-kiffin-sucks-trying-not-to-flip-out/524809 "2010-01-13T18:17:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lane-kiffin-sucks-trying-not-to-flip-out/524809/61 "2010-01-15T15:52:47Z")
Personally, I think that if there is a God, Al Davis will pick this year to become a USC football program booster. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lane-kiffin-sucks-trying-not-to-flip-out/524809/62 "2010-01-15T16:18:08Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > So other than the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ levels of shame and humiliation for thier families and fumbling highschooler sex, what exactly are these girls getting out of this? Respect, after a fashion. Students and fans are grateful. The boosters are probably especially grateful, and bigtime college football boosters are the sort of people that can snap their fingers and put you in a corner office after graduation. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lane-kiffin-sucks-trying-not-to-flip-out/524809/63 "2010-01-15T17:01:25Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Respect, after a fashion. Students and fans are grateful. The boosters are probably especially grateful, and bigtime college football boosters are the sort of people that can snap their fingers and put you in a corner office after graduation. And that’s the American dream right there, isn’t it? Hopefully that next dick you suck will become the next big superstar and that’s going to be the one that puts Baby into the Corner office… Work that shaft! Respect doesn’t come easy in today’s economy! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lane-kiffin-sucks-trying-not-to-flip-out/524809/64 "2010-01-15T17:34:52Z")
It’s a dog eat dog world, man. To get ahead, you’ve got to give some head. Or run the 40 really fast. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lane-kiffin-sucks-trying-not-to-flip-out/524809/65 "2010-01-15T18:22:10Z")
“If Jeffrey Dahmer could run a 4.3 40, the coaches would say he just had an eating disorder.” ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lane-kiffin-sucks-trying-not-to-flip-out/524809/66 "2010-01-19T21:52:41Z")
> [@Wilbo523](#): > > Word is that Duke’s Cutcliffe has been tapped to be new HC at UT. Seriously, that’s the best this premier SEC football school could do? I realize he was a fomer asst. under Fulmer and knows the school, but it’s not like he was shooting lights out at Duke. Considering what he had to start with he is doing phenomenally well. He turned down UT, by the way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lane-kiffin-sucks-trying-not-to-flip-out/524809.md?page=3)