# Lap dances: are you supposed to...? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 13, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035 "2001-08-13T14:53:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/41 "2013-09-26T23:54:56Z")
Insert requisite zombie snark. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/42 "2013-09-26T23:56:50Z")
Thanks for sharing! It was worth the twelve year wait. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/43 "2013-09-27T00:20:40Z")
> [@mdesign](#): > > I will tell you, if you don’t cum at the club I go to, something is wrong with you. Those girls ride you like there’s no tomorrow. It’s all I can do to make it through one dance. If they aren’t trying like hell to get me to cum, I don’t know what they’re doing. Happens every time. I wear a condom now to avoid the mess. And that’s a bridge club! ---
**Author:** ![GovernmentMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9c0ed/32.png) [@GovernmentMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GovernmentMan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/44 "2013-09-27T01:04:01Z")
Great thread Where can I find a pic of Sue? ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/45 "2013-09-27T01:08:42Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > And that’s a bridge club! \*rimshot" _so to speak…_ ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/46 "2013-09-27T01:11:11Z")
Thank God for these handy informational guides! [Lap Dance Etiquette](http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_200/230_dating_advice.html) [Lap Dance Etiquette; What’s a Lap Dance, What to Expect from a Lap Dance, and Lap Dance rules.](http://stripclubetiquette101.com/lap-dance-etiquette-whats-a-lap-dance-what-to-expect-from-a-lap-dance-and-lap-dance-rules/) ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/47 "2013-09-27T01:34:39Z")
zombie or no what is with all this spunk hate? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/48 "2013-09-27T01:34:48Z")
> [@chacoguy](#): > > Thanks for sharing! It was worth the twelve year wait. To be fair, standards may have changed in the decade-plus hiatus. Research is called for. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/49 "2013-09-27T01:46:28Z")
> [@squeegee](#): > > Insert requisite zombie snark. [ul][li]“Consult your Doctor if your erection lasts more than twelve years”[/li][li]Talk about Necrotic Priapism![/li][li]“An erection begins in the braaaaaaaain”[/li][li]Gimme head 'til I’m undead[/li][/ul] ::drops mic:: ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/50 "2013-09-27T10:07:53Z")
I consider it nothing more than a sexual overture and if it doesn’t lead to the real thing, it’s a waste of time. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035/51 "2013-09-27T15:15:57Z")
Since this thread is over 12 years old, I’m going to close it. If anyone still wants to discuss the OP, make a new thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lap-dances-are-you-supposed-to/76035.md?page=2)