# LAPD as judge, jury, and executioner **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 9, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787 "2013-02-09T15:07:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/321 "2013-02-13T04:09:10Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Take it somewhere else. This thread has moved on to current events. If you make it interesting or bait me hard enough maybe you’ll get your turn too. Since besides being fascinated with my opinions you are apparently a moron, one who can’t keep a single quote of mine consistently straight or do a simple paraphrase correctly, I find that unlikely to be the case. Pedro, you have said that the LAPD was responsible for making Dorner crazy and that he represented what the LAPD should be. I have asked you over and over to explain how and why you believe YOUR moronic opinion. After today’s events, I’m certainly hoping that you’ll retract those statements and retain SOME kind of decency on this board. I did not throw any insults or any name calling your way, but I HAVE kept all of your quotes straight asking you over and over. You have broken rules and, for some reason, was not banned yet. Since you simply can’t answer one simple question, who’s the moron again? Yes, you. You are a fucking moronic disgrace, less than 12 years old mentally, and need to re-learn a lot before you should go online again. I suggest going to teen sites first. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/322 "2013-02-13T04:15:08Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Take it somewhere else. Nailed it. Anyway, it sounds like Dorner is dead and so is this. ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/323 "2013-02-13T04:16:18Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Oh look, it’s not **Marley23** , it’s the equally dimwitted sidekick sucking his dick. Easy mistake to make. You think I’m Marley’s sidekick? Oh God, I nearly pissed myself laughing at that. Anyway, I’m not sixteen or homophobic some comments like that are more likely to elicit laughter from me than anger. > [@](#): > > **Drunky Smurf** > No one is forcing you to reply. True, but he’s a bit too amusing to ignore. ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/324 "2013-02-13T04:17:28Z")
> [@resting](#): > > America is dying. Er…could I trouble you for a translation? I don’t speak gibberish. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/325 "2013-02-13T04:29:40Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Pedro, you have said that the LAPD was responsible for making Dorner crazy and that he represented what the LAPD should be. I have asked you over and over to explain how and why you believe YOUR moronic opinion. Somewhere else asshole. I suggest a pitting. Make it epic. I’ll find time. Maybe you’ll get your wish and see me banned. ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/326 "2013-02-13T04:49:42Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Somewhere else asshole. I suggest a pitting. Er…you do realize what forum this is don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/327 "2013-02-13T05:09:06Z")
> [@Ibn\_Warraq](#): > > Er…you do realize what forum this is don’t you? He wants a pitting all to himself. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/328 "2013-02-13T05:14:10Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Nailed it. Anyway, it sounds like Dorner is dead and so is this. From CNN > [@](#): > > The San Bernardino Sheriff’s Department is echoing the LAPD’s refutation of reports that Dorner’s body was found in the burned cabin, but it acknowledges investigators believe a body is there. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/329 "2013-02-13T05:18:49Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > He wants a pitting all to himself. No second rides on someone else’s ticket for you. I’m the kryptonite to your super-bitchiness. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/330 "2013-02-13T05:21:28Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > From CNN Yes, I saw. They’re saying they think his corpse is in there, but they’re saying they haven’t gone in to check yet. We’ll know by morning I guess. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/331 "2013-02-13T05:43:49Z")
> [@ibn warraq](#): > > er…could i trouble you for a translation? > > I don’t speak gibberish. \*Совиеские входут! Совиеские входут! \* ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/332 "2013-02-13T07:19:57Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > No second rides on someone else’s ticket for you. > > I’m the kryptonite to your super-bitchiness. Another two year old response from a 12 year old. Kid can’t even respond to his previous posts even when we quote them. Let’s all remember that his opinion and education on the Dorner situation came from Dorner’s manifesto. There where our education is going, folks. Or maybe the product of multiple foster homes in South Central. Oy. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/333 "2013-02-13T07:41:48Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Nailed it. Anyway, it sounds like Dorner is dead and so is this. It’s dead to me. I still don’t like what you said or how you said it, but I was the one who made it personal and crossed that line. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/334 "2013-02-13T08:09:39Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Another two year old response from a 12 year old. Kid can’t even respond to his previous posts even when we quote them. > > Let’s all remember that his opinion and education on the Dorner situation came from Dorner’s manifesto. There where our education is going, folks. Or maybe the product of multiple foster homes in South Central. Oy. I see now that I have given you way too much credit. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/335 "2013-02-13T08:23:41Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > I see now that I have given you way too much credit. Aaaaaaand… STILL no response to the questions I and others have asked you about WHY you think reading Dorner’s manifesto was good enough to form an opinion of his “warfare”. Again, you said Dorner “represented what the LAPD should be.” You asked if your view could just be “an opinion” after reading his manifesto. You said you “believed him”. Then today, we see an all talk and nonsense murderer certainly not live up to his threats; and an early look at his demise (assuming that’s his body), he shot himself. Heroic, no. Lunatic, yes. So after today’s events, do you think he still was a persecuted man who was good but the LAPD helped his demise? Every time I ask these questions, or anyone else does, you never attempt to answer. You simply run off, fingers in the ears singing “lalalalalala, can’t hear you”, add an insult… Where are you in our religious debates? You’d fit in great with the believers. ---
**Author:** ![resting](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@resting](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/resting)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/336 "2013-02-13T08:27:33Z")
Dorner is a hero.They should erect statues of this modern day Rambo who fought the corruption and racism of the lapd. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/337 "2013-02-13T08:35:58Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Aaaaaaand… STILL no response to the questions I and others have asked you about WHY you think reading Dorner’s manifesto was good enough to form an opinion of his “warfare”. Too bad for you then that you didn’t earn shit from me. You’re still just a deject the board’s magical pink unicorn for some reason has decided to excrete on me. Fortunately I still have time to correct my previously mentioned mistake. What’s it gonna take for you to pit me and get over this fixation? I’ll look it over to see if you’ve learned to quote in the meantime. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/338 "2013-02-13T09:08:16Z")
> [@resting](#): > > Dorner is a hero. More like an hero. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/339 "2013-02-13T15:00:01Z")
> [@resting](#): > > Dorner is a hero.They should erect statues of this modern day Rambo who fought the corruption and racism of the lapd. Working on your own blaze-of-glory moment, trollface? You’ll have better luck continuing to post this kind of shit in the MPSIMS thread. ---
**Author:** ![resting](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@resting](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/resting)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/340 "2013-02-13T15:16:36Z")
What kind of shit? I’m only speaking the gospel according to Dorner. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787.md?page=18)