# LAPD as judge, jury, and executioner **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 9, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787 "2013-02-09T15:07:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/341 "2013-02-14T03:34:42Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Working on your own blaze-of-glory moment, trollface? I wouldn’t call it glory. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/342 "2013-02-14T08:08:31Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Too bad for you then that you didn’t earn shit from me. You’re still just a deject the board’s magical pink unicorn for some reason has decided to excrete on me. Fortunately I still have time to correct my previously mentioned mistake. > > What’s it gonna take for you to pit me and get over this fixation? I’ll look it over to see if you’ve learned to quote in the meantime. I’ve quoted you and asked for an answer (as many others have) over 11 times. I’m not quoting you again. I will wait to see if you can search for my username all by yourself. (Ask your parents/nanny for help if needed.) The quotes have been posted, the questions have been posted. You simply can’t answer or back up anything you say. Maybe you should use a disclaimer on each post in this thread. “I do not know what ‘answer’ ‘quote’ ‘question’ means, fuckwads! But Dorner was framed! Ole! Feliz Dorner! - Pedro” ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/343 "2013-02-14T08:52:51Z")
> [@resting](#): > > Dorner is a hero.They should erect statues of this modern day Rambo who fought the corruption and racism of the lapd. Interesting join date. I doubt you’ll be long for this site so thanks for playing and we have some lovely parting gifts for you. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/344 "2013-02-14T12:17:06Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > I’ve quoted you and asked for an answer (as many others have) over 11 times. I’m not quoting you again. I will wait to see if you can search for my username all by yourself. (Ask your parents/nanny for help if needed.) You asking is not the same as me answering. Glad I could help you understand that. I have also asked you to move this to another thread and you didn’t. Yet somehow where you failed I managed not to be a whiny dumbass about it. > [@](#): > > The quotes have been posted, the questions have been posted. You simply can’t answer or back up anything you say. > > Maybe you should use a disclaimer on each post in this thread. “I do not know what ‘answer’ ‘quote’ ‘question’ means, fuckwads! But Dorner was framed! Ole! Feliz Dorner! - Pedro” Harsh. Now you really have my back against a wall. What to do? What to do? I think I need to ask my nanny. Wait, no I don’t. Because I find out that whatever I do not being a puke like you always works out well for me. So you’re saying you’re still a piece of excrement stuck on my shoe and you’re still not over this and you’re still putting words in my mouth? Save some bullets man! Me, I’ll be over here worrying about the impact on my decency and good standing of my wise and timely decision not to waste any more time with your desire to embarass yourself on my dime. Thanks for the tip dickwad. Still haven’t found the open new thread button have you? Go look for it suckhole, it’s right next to the quote button. One more thing **Locrian** … how did that cunning reasoning of yours go that I’d be a religious believer? Did that work out well for you? Nevermind sparky. I don’t care. That was purely for my own amusement. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/345 "2013-02-14T12:34:16Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > What to do? What to do? Answer the question like a grownup, instead of having a tantrum like a petulant child? I see you did not take my advice about digging a hole, and chose instead to go All In Full Tard. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/346 "2013-02-14T12:48:34Z")
> [@](#): > > You asking is not the same as me answering Are you ten years old, or what? Seriously, you’re acting like a child in a schoolyard. You don’t seem to comprehend what constitutes an actual discussion. People asked you to explain your points, repeatedly and, initially at least, some what respectfully. And your response is to refuse to provide any answers, (one assumes because you don’t have one, or can’t think of one?), and slag them for stuff totally unrelated to what they asked. You don’t seem to understand even the basics of normal interaction during a lively discussion. Or behaving like an adult, for that matter. You seriously appear to be about 10yrs old. What next? Calling everyone a poopy head? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/347 "2013-02-14T12:52:58Z")
Is he _still_ doing the “I DARE you to open a thread in The BBQ Pit and Pit me!” tantrum _while he’s in the BBQ Pit and being pitted?_ Too funny! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/348 "2013-02-14T13:16:36Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > You seriously appear to be about 10yrs old. An SDMB guest account would make a lovely baby shower gift. Maybe someone signed up the little bundle of joy back in 2000? ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/349 "2013-02-14T13:45:47Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Answer the question like a grownup, instead of having a tantrum like a petulant child? > > I see you did not take my advice about digging a hole, and chose instead to go All In Full Tard. Enjoy. How did you know that was my nickname in school? 🙂 Your advice was well meant and I appreciate it. So you get a free pass. 😉 Shit now you’ve gone and made me disgusted at myself for using so many smileys in one post. Well played. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/350 "2013-02-14T16:02:33Z")
> [@resting](#): > > Dorner is a hero. They should erect statues of this modern day Rambo who fought the corruption and racism of the lapd. I don’t understand this. The people actually killed by Dorner do not include any LAPD folks. (He wounded one, though, in the wee hours of Feb. 7.) ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/351 "2013-02-14T16:09:42Z")
> [@mlees](#): > > I don’t understand this. And the tragedy is that now, thanks to **resting’s** assassination by trigger-happy SDMB law enforcement, we may never understand it. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/352 "2013-02-14T16:14:58Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And the tragedy is that now, thanks to **resting’s** assassination by trigger-happy SDMB law enforcement, we may never understand it. So they’re part of the conspiracy, eh? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/353 "2013-02-14T18:29:13Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Me, I’ll be over here worrying about the impact on my decency and good standing of my wise and timely decision not to waste any more time with your desire to embarass yourself on my dime. You have 80 posts in this thread, many of them of the ‘guys, you stopped talking about MEEEEE’ variety. Give it up already. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/354 "2013-02-14T19:05:19Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > You have 80 posts in this thread, many of them of the ‘guys, you stopped talking about MEEEEE’ variety. Give it up already. Dead means dead. No one is forcing you to read this. Unrelated to that, the BBQ Pit used to be a more interesting and lively place back in my day. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/355 "2013-02-14T20:24:46Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Dead means dead. No one is forcing you to read this. As someone who was interested in the original topic, I wasn’t forced to read it either. But I found your apparent need to draw attention to yourself and constant repetition to be annoying as hell. This thread was about the LAPD, until you made it about Pedro. > [@Pedro](#): > > Unrelated to that, the BBQ Pit used to be a more interesting and lively place back in my day. I blame the attention whores. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/356 "2013-02-14T20:53:53Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > As someone who was interested in the original topic, I wasn’t forced to read it either. But I found your apparent need to draw attention to yourself and constant repetition to be annoying as hell. This thread was about the LAPD, until you made it about Pedro. Now that I have achieved that with my devious ways, will you allow me to continue? > [@](#): > > I blame the attention whores. That’s fine. Opinions differ. At least that’s where I began this with civility before I was dealt a really shitty comment and mobbed. Anyway I haven’t enjoyed kicking ass and taking names this much since I mocked another retard somewhere else for goading me about a kidnapping situation with falsehoods before the whole thing was even resolved: > [@Locrian](#): > > So, Pedro, is the LAPD responsible for Dorner holding people hostage for 4 days in their home? Now that I think about it, that was one hell of a coincidence! I’m just glad no one has criticized my ability at creative insulting. Because THAT would have really hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/357 "2013-02-14T21:15:43Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Now that I have achieved that with my devious ways, will you allow me to continue? You don’t need my permission to keep posting. > [@Pedro](#): > > Anyway I haven’t enjoyed kicking ass and taking names this much since I mocked another retard somewhere else for goading me about a kidnapping situation with falsehoods before the whole thing was even resolved: Not that it matters, but to my eye, you’re most definitely not kicking ass and taking names, and using words like “retard” doesn’t really help your case. Just my 2 cents. I’ll let you get back to your thread now. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/358 "2013-02-14T23:26:57Z")
> [@Pedro](#): > > Unrelated to that, the BBQ Pit used to be a more interesting and lively place back in my day. Probably because you were posting less. It’ll get more interesting again when you’ve shot your attention whoring load. ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/359 "2013-02-15T00:12:37Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Probably because you were posting less. It’ll get more interesting again when you’ve shot your attention whoring load. Still sour? Let it go bro. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787/360 "2013-02-15T00:24:02Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > You don’t need my permission to keep posting.Not that it matters, but to my eye, you’re most definitely not kicking ass and taking names, and using words like “retard” doesn’t really help your case. Just my 2 cents. I’ll let you get back to your thread now. You’re right, I can do better. It was a rushed job. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lapd-as-judge-jury-and-executioner/649787.md?page=19)