# Large dildoes are a lezbian conspiracy. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 19, 2000, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328 "2000-12-19T11:07:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/41 "2000-12-20T14:56:48Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by RugbyMan \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Personally, the largest I ever saw was in a video…it was 12cm in diameter and almost a meter long…called it “King Dong” 😉 (for some sort of comparison, the vaginal distension for birth is 10cm) and yes, the woman used it with a great deal of pain. So I suppose that makes her the queen lesbian ;). > \*\* The “queen lesbian”? You’re not suggesting it was **Anthracite** in that video, are you? ---
**Author:** ![beergeek279](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@beergeek279](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beergeek279)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/42 "2000-12-20T15:47:05Z")
> [@](#): > > The “queen lesbian”? > > You’re not suggesting it was Anthracite in that video, are you? I didn’t say the “dark queen”, did I? 😉 There can be more than one queen in the world! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/43 "2001-01-16T02:40:18Z")
Nothing works like the obvious. Did you ever stop to think that the reason that dildos are longer than the average member is to give you something to hold on to? If a dildo is 7-8 inches long and you need 2 or 3 inches to hold on to that only leaves a certain amount that can actually be inserted…you do the math. Now there is absolutely no excuse for those monster dongs but “Bigger that a baby’s head” might make an interesting selling point. Did I mention that a new Hustler Hollywood store opened up near me recently? Mmmmmmmmm cyberskin ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/44 "2001-01-16T08:09:17Z")
I do not understand- why are you saying those dildos are larger than average. I thought they were sorta small, I mean in comparison… ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/45 "2001-01-18T12:09:59Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\* > And I have to say…lesbian porno made me bisexual!! That’s right! Watching two women pry at each other with incredibly long blood-red fingernails and pretend to give head to jelly dildoes made me so horny for another woman I couldn’t stand it._\* See, for me, it had the effect of turning me gay! That’s right, those blood red fingernails and pretend head to jelly dildoes freaked me out so much i turned to men! ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/46 "2001-01-18T12:24:08Z")
The dildo disparity (or rather, the Dildo Disparity) doesn’t really bother me much. I think most women see the difference between having sex with a real penis and shoving a big chunk of rubber inside themselves. I think the male equivalent is the difference between having sex and looking at porn and jacking off. If we had a choice, would we really do the latter instead of the former? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/47 "2001-01-18T14:12:32Z")
> [@](#): > > See, for me, it had the effect of turning me gay! That’s right, those blood red fingernails and pretend head to jelly dildoes freaked me out so much i turned to men! You know what…I can easily see that. Maybe I’ve been wrong all these years! Maybe I should have stayed 100% totally straight! \ nah. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/48 "2001-01-18T15:56:00Z")
Jeeze, Hammy, You know _I’m_ not that far away, and I love to drive. I’d be more thatn happy to…what’s that? No, I am not a georgious bisexual woman…really?..Damn! Think we can still be friends? ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/49 "2001-01-18T18:23:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by weirddave \* > > Think we can still be friends? As long as you wear huge, blood-red Lee press-on nails and bring a gigantic jelly dildo for me to give head to, we’ll get along just fine. Ye gods, what an image. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/50 "2001-01-18T18:39:09Z")
**Hamadryad** - You _did_ say you were going to Montfort’s Dopefest, right? Bwa. Ha ha. Ha ha. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328/51 "2001-01-18T20:52:20Z")
Well, not to be a hypocrite, but… if weirddave shows up wearing blood-red Lee press-on nails, I will run screaming for the hills. Or laugh a lot. I s’pose either would have the same net effect. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-dildoes-are-a-lezbian-conspiracy/46328.md?page=2)