# Large discussions of giant orgies of sodomy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 1, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746 "2001-02-01T18:37:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/21 "2001-02-02T05:31:33Z")
_bounces in_ Speaking! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/22 "2001-02-02T06:00:32Z")
::Peeks in just in time to hear: > [@](#): > > \*\*Eutychus55 \*\*say: > I’m not gay … well, okay, maybe there is a _hint_ of bisexuality here but, I might be convinced to sit in here. You can sit _right_ here. **goboy** , pass me that bucket of Astroglide. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/23 "2001-02-02T06:01:06Z")
psst… Esprix… over here. You’re scaring all the straight guys away. Personally, I think they’re fun to have around. Nice to look at, and it’s fun to make them squirm uncomfortably when you push the limits of what they’ve been exposed to. And if you do end up seducing them, there’s none of that annoying “is this a relationship” stuff. Besides, they still haven’t heard all the gay jokes I know… And another thing… umm… wow… is that Matt? He’s a hottie… as I was saying… everybody’s welcome, just as long as everybody can watch… oh, man, I can’t think when you lick my ear like that… or that… or… _Tune in next week, for Episode 3: “MrVisible Learns the True Meaning of the Straight Dope!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/24 "2001-02-02T07:28:53Z")
Like…I am here! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/25 "2001-02-02T13:22:09Z")
Could we please start the actual sexual action? **matt reaches over, unzips Esprix’s pants, starts going down on him** ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/26 "2001-02-02T14:39:04Z")
::opens door, peeks in cautiously:: :eek: This is NOT the place for a breeder with girl parts! Leaves all you lovely boys to do your thing. Carefully closes door. click. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/27 "2001-02-02T15:05:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robgruver \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > > does that mean I can bring a strap on? > > jarbaby > > Im in!!! ::bends over:: 😃 \*\* Don’t you know how this works rob? I’M THE ONE WHO’S IN. Spread 'em. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/28 "2001-02-02T16:44:45Z")
No, no, no! Didn’t you read what John Corrado wrote? > [@](#): > > Large discussions of giant orgies of sodomy involving consenting homosexuals belong in MPSIMS. This is the thread for the **large discussions**. The actual **orgy** is over in ATMB. And water and the others are wondering where you all are. [sub]This has been a public service announcement. We now rejoin your regular MPSIMS. [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/29 "2001-02-02T20:44:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*No, no, no - out, out, out! > > Damn straights. I should either get the place sprayed or get them spayed.\*\* Geez, with that kind of crappy additude, it’s no wonder you guys can’t recruit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/30 "2001-02-02T21:00:39Z")
**matt\_mcl** , would you please put _something_ in **Esprix** ’s mouth to shut him…uh…pacify him! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/31 "2001-02-02T22:23:18Z")
Sounds like it worked the other way around, Cajun Man, based on that last post of Matt’s. Unless you’re trying to urge them into a _soixante-neuf_. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/32 "2001-02-02T22:37:44Z")
Is it just me, or is anyone else here just dying to see **Polycarp** do something very, um, well, _non-Polycarp-ish_ in this thread? 😃 Okay, me & my girl bits are leaving now. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/33 "2001-02-02T23:02:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\* So all you wimmin-types - out with you. I’m sure **andygirl** would be happy to set up a lesbonic orgy thread if y’all are so inclined (and I’d suspect you wouldn’t want any menfolk there, either). > \*\* I would. I really would. Except if I hear another straight male say that he’s a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, have someone offer to “test” if I’m really a lesbian, or volunteer to tape, I **will** beat them to death with a Sybian. And not in a _nice_ way, either. Militantly yours, Andy ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/34 "2001-02-02T23:11:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > I would. I really would. Except if I hear another straight male say that he’s a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, have someone offer to “test” if I’m really a lesbian, or volunteer to tape, I **will** beat them to death with a Sybian. Hi Andy 😉 how YOU doin? I’ve got this strap on here, and no one seems to want it! If they want us women to leave…I’d gladly attend a different orgy. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/35 "2001-02-03T03:45:23Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Polycarp** _ > Unless you’re trying to urge them into a _soixante-neuf_. 69…sounds good to me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2001, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/36 "2001-02-03T11:33:56Z")
Why do I always show up late for the fun threads? Oh well, no time to wonder, I’m here now… ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2001, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/37 "2001-02-03T12:09:52Z")
A.G. Ashcroft and the Thought Police are probably reading this—you guys better take this undercover. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/38 "2001-02-05T05:30:31Z")
Will somebody please take my clothes off already??? _jeez._ ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/39 "2001-02-05T05:53:41Z")
(_Wherein, the Dark Queen visits a strange and scary territory…_) This is it? You guys are not even trying! Come watch the lesbian orgy going on, and learn how to do it _right_. Bah! No wonder women are superior. We mock your quote-orgy-unquote! [sub]And don’t even _think_ of joining _our_ party. We have some bad-ass biker chicks who will haul you out behind their Harleys and drag you to the nearest Christian Coalition PAC extension office…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/40 "2001-02-05T05:56:08Z")
Just a bunch of Boys with Toys, standing around talking… **somebody** get naked and oiled up, and **somebody else** make love to them! Now! 😉 (_The Dark Queen flees, back to the lesbian orgy. For there are so many women who need her…sigh…_) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746.md?page=3)