# Large discussions of giant orgies of sodomy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 1, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746 "2001-02-01T18:37:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/61 "2001-02-06T11:44:33Z")
Well, _I’m_ impressed. Can you shoot any money out of any other body parts? Redboss? …Redboss! ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/62 "2001-02-07T01:33:32Z")
I have gone home in a sulk to measure my penis. I don’t know why. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/63 "2001-02-07T04:09:58Z")
K’n I measure it for you? Please? I’m good at it… _wriggles up against Redboss_ ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/64 "2001-02-07T05:24:09Z")
ooh cuddly…warm…mmm… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/65 "2001-02-07T05:55:52Z")
_spreads himself full-length over redboss_ _grips redboss’s turgid organ_ ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/66 "2001-02-07T06:11:17Z")
mmm…deep wet kissing…mmm…slurpy chase-the-tongue games…mmm…nice soft hair in my face…mmm…my large soft moustache in **his** face…mmm…turgid organ making small quivering movements somewhat similar to those observed in many parts of New Zealand just before the 1931 Napier earthquake…mmm…erotic if slightly too erudite thoughts cram into mind…mmm…must take a moment to look meaningfully into matt’s eyes and say something absolutely dead sexy… looks deeply with a burning, piercing, unwavering gaze directly into matt’s slightly startled, fearful, yet clearly aroused eyes. Redboss: Did you know there are two hundred and six bones in the human body? Care to try for one more…? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/67 "2001-02-07T06:14:54Z")
Fascinating. My speciality is actually in linguistics; care to try out some bilabial fricatives? ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/68 "2001-02-07T06:45:11Z")
voiced or unvoiced? ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/69 "2001-02-07T06:47:19Z")
buh…buh…buh… puh…puh…puh… oooh c’mon little matt-boy, stick that tongue in…! ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/70 "2001-02-07T06:49:44Z")
gimme a plosive! ooh oohh c’mon, I want a plosive all over my chest! oooh ooh PAH! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/71 "2001-02-07T07:46:15Z")
I’m not sure if that’s erotic or esoteric… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/72 "2001-02-07T15:16:36Z")
Esprix: both. Now, how about some copular verbs? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746/73 "2001-02-09T02:54:22Z")
I’m sorry, but there is entirely not enough sex going on right now. Chop chop, let’s have at it, boys. Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-discussions-of-giant-orgies-of-sodomy/52746.md?page=3)