# Large penii (dick) jokes....Dont you just get a kick out of 'em?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-penii-dick-jokes-dont-you-just-get-a-kick-out-of-em/221526>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 29, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-penii-dick-jokes-dont-you-just-get-a-kick-out-of-em/221526 "2003-12-29T04:45:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-penii-dick-jokes-dont-you-just-get-a-kick-out-of-em/221526/21 "2004-01-09T21:28:53Z")

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My dick is so big, it had a revolution. Now it’s the People’s Republic of My Dick.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-penii-dick-jokes-dont-you-just-get-a-kick-out-of-em/221526/22 "2004-01-09T23:07:02Z")

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I used to laugh at big dick jokes. Then one day my dick thought I was laughing at it and kicked my ass.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-penii-dick-jokes-dont-you-just-get-a-kick-out-of-em/221526/23 "2004-01-10T02:36:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*Where’s **WeirdDave** and his Enormously Enlarged Penis when you need him? \*\*

Jeez, does everyone know about his Enormous Penis?

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**Author:** ![Vezer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b38774/32.png) [@Vezer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vezer)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-penii-dick-jokes-dont-you-just-get-a-kick-out-of-em/221526/24 "2004-01-10T03:17:54Z")

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My dick is so big even during sex I get a blow job.

My dick is so big Robin begs to climb buildings with it.

My dick is so big I call shotgun, it drives.

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**Author:** ![madline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@madline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madline)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-penii-dick-jokes-dont-you-just-get-a-kick-out-of-em/221526/25 "2004-01-10T05:36:33Z")

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Now for the girls point of view:

Why can’t girls measure correctly?

Because men always tell them that this [---------------------------] is six inches.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/large-penii-dick-jokes-dont-you-just-get-a-kick-out-of-em/221526/26 "2004-01-10T05:50:42Z")

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It’s either fold it or trip on it.

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