# Lascivious Bible Passages
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**Created:** [January 17, 2023, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365 "2023-01-17T20:06:09Z")
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### Author:  [@whc.03grady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whc.03grady)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2023, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/1 "2023-01-17T20:06:09Z")
I know the donkeys and their members in Ezekiel, and the deal with Lot’s daughters in Genesis, and of course there’s the Song of Solomon, but are there any other more or less lascivious passages in the Bible? Things along the lines of those mentioned?
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### Author:  [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2023, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/2 "2023-01-17T20:15:22Z")
King David and Bathsheba
Also:
Romans 1:27,: In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2023, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/3 "2023-01-17T20:25:12Z")
Genesis
34 Now Dinah the daughter of Leah, whom she had borne to Jacob, went out to visit the daughters of the region. 2 When Shechem son of Hamor the Hivite, prince of the region, saw her, he seized her and lay with her by force. 3 And his soul was drawn to Dinah daughter of Jacob; he loved the young woman and spoke tenderly to her. 4 So Shechem spoke to his father Hamor, saying, “Get me this girl to be my wife.”
(NRSV)
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### Author:  [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/4 "2023-01-17T20:38:38Z")
Samson and Delilah
Angel telling Mary what God had planned for her
Whore of Babylon/ Great whore, (Rev17)
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### Author:  [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2023, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/5 "2023-01-17T21:35:44Z")
At the end of Exodus, isn’t there a mention of old Moses still being able to get it up?
~VOW
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### Author:  [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2023, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/6 "2023-01-17T22:57:06Z")
The baby race between Leah and Rachel is hilarious. Especially the mandrake part.
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2023, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/7 "2023-01-18T12:25:30Z")
I can’t remember all the details, but the daughters of Noah making him drunk to get him to sleep with them.
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### Author:  [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2023, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/8 "2023-01-18T12:41:09Z")
There’s that bit in Exodus where the LORD moons Moses.
> [@Exodus 33:21-23](#):
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> And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock. And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by. And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.
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### Author:  [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2023, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/9 "2023-01-18T12:44:11Z")
That’s Lot, not Noah.
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2023, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/10 "2023-01-18T12:59:27Z")
Ouch, sorry, I misremembered. It’s been some time since I’ve last read Genesis.
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### Author:  [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/11 "2023-01-18T13:07:49Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> I can’t remember all the details, but the daughters of Noah making him drunk to get him to sleep with them.
It’s been my experience with guys that it’s usually the other way around. LOL
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/12 "2023-01-18T17:00:49Z")
Noah’s scandal?
Genesis 9 (NIV)
20 Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded[[a](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%209%3A20-24&version=NIV#fen-NIV-226a)] to plant a vineyard. 21 When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent. 22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father naked and told his two brothers outside. 23 But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their father’s naked body. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father naked.
Some Talmudic scholars take “saw his father naked” as a euphemistic way of saying “had sex with his father”. Not the majority opinion, but it’s there.
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/13 "2023-01-18T17:05:46Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Noah’s scandal?
Yes, that’s the story which I have confused with that of Lot and his daughters. Thanks.
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### Author:  [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/14 "2023-01-22T14:48:35Z")
Onan in Genesis 38…
_8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.”_
_9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother’s wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother._
_10 And what he did was wicked in the sight of the LORD, and he put him to death also._
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2023, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/15 "2023-01-22T23:47:03Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Some Talmudic scholars take “saw his father naked” as a euphemistic way of saying “had sex with his father”. Not the majority opinion, but it’s there.
Personally, I think that he just did the fratboy thing of giving him unwanted body art with a Sharpie, or whatever the deluvian equivalent was. People are people.
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### Author:  [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2023, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lascivious-bible-passages/978365/16 "2023-01-23T12:00:21Z")
Hybrid children created:
Gen 6:4 The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of humans and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.