# Last Chance! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 1, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-chance/43564 "2000-12-01T12:55:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-chance/43564/1 "2000-12-01T12:55:22Z")
To get your name on the secret preview [mailing list](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=47891), I need those by Midnight, tonight, Central US Time. Only those who contributed signatures are eligible. And if you want me to include your [data](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48529) in my chart in time for it to be included in the preview, I need that by Midnight tonight, Central US Time, as well. I will continue to take submissions, but those will be entered at my leisure. Less than two weeks, more than one day to go! Hoo Ahh! ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-chance/43564/2 "2000-12-01T13:56:26Z")
No no. I’m not the last one. There’s always the Chancling to carry on the name. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-chance/43564/3 "2000-12-01T14:03:01Z")
Awwww, I just wanted to say that’s a cute baby, J.C. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-chance/43564/4 "2000-12-01T14:07:43Z")
Aw gee…now I’m all blushing. It’s amazing how they turn your brain to mush isn’t it? Hijack over. Return to your tasks… ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-chance/43564/5 "2000-12-01T14:38:31Z")
Now it is time for me to go into the mandatory silence period. You know, just like when a company is going to have an IPO, all the bigshots gotta keep their traps shut? Or maybe they don’t do that, I could be making stuff up. So I will go and retreat into Command Headquarters and contemplate what I am about to bring onto the boards. The reprecussions…they could be enormous. Or perhaps, nobody could give a rat’s ass about the fruit of my labor. Just know this, that this project is my gift of love to you all. I thank each and everyone of you for your help in making this the best evil plot that anyone, IMO, has ever plotted on this board. :::cue soul-lifting music::: ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-chance/43564/6 "2000-12-01T15:05:09Z")
tater - Did I mail you to get a preview? _thinks_ Maybe I’ll just email from home tonight to make sure. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-chance/43564/7 "2000-12-01T15:20:39Z")
until further notice, I shall be Tater’s spokesperson. I will answer all queries as best I can. You shall all recieve previews if you mail the address above Twisty Communication Coordinator for taterEvil, inc.