# Last Day: Breakfast **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 9, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890 "2013-05-09T14:37:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/21 "2013-05-10T02:45:40Z")
Sausage, bacon & ham omlette with pepper jack cheese Waffles with maple syrup Hash browns Grits Wheat toast, well buttered Coffee, black Large orange juice …yeah, sounds about right. ---
**Author:** ![carlb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carlb/32/5930_2.png) [@carlb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carlb)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/22 "2013-05-10T02:56:25Z")
The “Mother and Child Reunion” from [The Meddlesome Moth](http://www.mothinthe.net) in Dallas. Fried chicken breast tenderloin, pepper grits, and jalapeño gravy. The chicken was fried absolutely _perfectly_. Washed down with a Belgian trippel. If it’s my last day, I’m going out with a buzz! ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/23 "2013-05-10T02:58:45Z")
Pour moi: -Chicken Fried steak with gravy -Biscuits with gravy -Scrambled eggs -Omelette with ham and cheese -Home Fries and Hash Browns -6 Breakfast sausage links -6 bacon slices -Toast with Nutella -Kellog’s Krave cereal and Frosted Cinnamon Toast Crunch -Orange juice ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/24 "2013-05-10T02:59:37Z")
venison steak biscuits and gravy fresh strawberries dipped in maple syrup peach pie black & bitter orange juice and two hard-boiled eggs ---
**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/25 "2013-05-10T03:01:37Z")
My last breakfast, ever? I’m prepared to be ridiculed. 2 McDonalds Big Breakfasts (scrambled “eggs”, sausage, hash brown and biscuit) with two extra hash browns, strawberry jam and softened butter for the biscuits. All washed down with 3 of the old style orange juices that came in the plastic cup with the foil top, cold almost to freezing. I’m not proud of that answer, but damn I’d die happy. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/26 "2013-05-10T03:10:32Z")
Its my last day on earth and I can eat whatever I want, and I hate breakfast food, I would want a double bacon cheese burger with the best french fries ever! And, what the heck, go ahead and throw an overeasy egg on that bad boy. That is the breakfast of champions ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/27 "2013-05-10T03:19:00Z")
Large plate of very light, rich, crispy waffles with butter and real maple syrup Dish of sliced mangos and strawberries with real whipped cream Homemade pork sausage patties Coffee ---
**Author:** ![the\_O](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@the\_O](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_O)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/28 "2013-05-10T03:45:02Z")
I’m assuming that because this is a last breakfast that I’ll NEVER eat any of these things again. Here we go… [ul] [li]chunk of sausage-pepperjack strata[/li][li]as much home made bacon as can fit on the table[/li][li]scrambled eggs, moist[/li][li]potato pancakes[/li][li]yeast waffles with real maple syrup[/li][li]home made cinnamon bread, toasted[/li][li]butter and jam[/li][li]fresh OJ, pulpy[/li][li]coffee, black[/li][/ul] optional [ul] [li]steak[/li][li]home made all: sausage, biscuits, gravy[/li][li]a joint[/li][li]french toast with mentioned cinnamon bread[/li][/ul] This must be my last breakfast. I probably just committed suicide by calories. ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/29 "2013-05-10T08:43:08Z")
I had to google what Chicken fried steak was. Seriously for breakfast?😕 For me, I’d have: 2 egg omelette with jalapenos, tomato and cheese 2 spicy italian sausages fried gently to retain the juice sauteed mushrooms Baked beans Crispy bacon 2 slices of thick white toast with butter large mug of coffee Large glass of fresh squeezed orange juice ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/30 "2013-05-10T10:04:57Z")
I don’t think about food in any specific lascivious detail. I also haven’t eaten breakfast in about six years. I’d have some kind of British Hotel-type hot breakfast. Eggs, beans, sausages, toast soldiers, pineapple juice, something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/31 "2013-05-11T05:56:23Z")
I would revisit my favorite childhood holiday brunch: Batter-fried mushrooms, batter-fried oysters, hash browns, bacon, blueberry muffins. Just little bites of all. Plus the best champagne money can buy and a bloody mary bar. If all alone, I would desire to watch some television while dining. But I would prefer an hours-long affair with my closest friends and family. ---
**Author:** ![Jormungandr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@Jormungandr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jormungandr)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/32 "2013-05-11T09:59:03Z")
Scrambled eggs Poached eggs Eggs over-easy with bread Hard Boiled Eggs Blueberry pancakes with blueberry compote and powdered sugar Pancakes with butter and maple syrup Strawberry waffle with whipped cream. Hash browns (heavily salted) Ham Bacon (lots and lots of it) Sausage Polish sausage Beef machaca with egg Corned beef hash Biscuits and gravy Orange juice (heavily pulped) Whole milk Malted milk ---
**Author:** ![Jormungandr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@Jormungandr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jormungandr)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/33 "2013-05-11T10:00:20Z")
> [@SCAdian](#): > > venison steak > biscuits and gravy > fresh strawberries dipped in maple syrup > peach pie > black & bitter > orange juice > and two hard-boiled eggs What is “black & bitter”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/34 "2013-05-11T14:54:08Z")
> [@stui\_magpie](#): > > I had to google what Chicken fried steak was. > > Seriously for breakfast?😕 It’s quite good for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/35 "2013-05-11T14:58:54Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > It’s quite good for breakfast. Well at least you got ONE good thing out of living in Texas. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/36 "2013-05-11T15:07:40Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > Well at least you got ONE good thing out of living in Texas. 🙂 That’s about the complete list too. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/37 "2013-05-11T21:15:15Z")
> [@SCAdian](#): > > venison steak > biscuits and gravy > fresh strawberries dipped in maple syrup > peach pie > black & bitter > orange juice > and two hard-boiled eggs > [@Jormungandr](#): > > What is “black & bitter”? Navy term for coffee with neither whitener nor sweetener. ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/38 "2013-05-11T23:27:48Z")
I think I’ll mix it up with Cameroonian breakfast… A big plate of beans with fresh fried dough puffs, served with habanero sauce on the side. SInce we’re going nuts here I’ll also have a fresh spaghetti omelette (way better than you’d think) with a dollop of mayo served with a soft baguette warm from the oven, and a sliced avocado and some sugar-sweet pineapple. Oh, and some thick guava yogurt sweetened with date sugar for desert. To wash it down, a banana-mango smoothie, a cup of strong sweet tea flavored with cloves and spices, and (for nostalgia’s sake), a cup of nescafe with whipped sweetened condensed milk. Now I’m hungry. ---
**Author:** ![Zago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zago)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/39 "2013-05-11T23:40:35Z")
Czarcasm, I can’t help but ask - WHY WOULD"T MATTER? I know that’s not in the spirit of this thread but I worry, like if you’re planning you’re last breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890/40 "2013-05-12T02:07:12Z")
Huevos Rancheros (3, lightly cooked)with salsa verde, refried black beans and mexican rice with Yucateco hot sauce (green) on the side. Fried plantains with sour cream Bottomless Fresh squeezed OJ Lots of dark French roast coffee. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-day-breakfast/657890.md?page=3)