# Last meal game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 28, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915 "2008-05-28T18:29:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/1 "2008-05-28T18:29:49Z")
Let’s play the Last Meal game! Assume some scenario (death row, terminal cancer etc.) where you know that you are going to die and you get one last meal. What’s it going to be? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/2 "2008-05-28T18:42:54Z")
What the hell…I’ll have the fugu. I’ll even take a crack at preparing it myself. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/3 "2008-05-28T18:51:35Z")
Appetizers: Fried Green Tomatoes Fried Morel Mushrooms Main Courses: Filet Mignon Tacos with a soft corn shells,chorizo,tomato,onion, sharp cheddar and hot sauce Pepperoni Pizza Drinks: Beer Diet Coke Dessert: Chocolate bar and milk After Dinner: Cigarettes and a half gallon of Jagermeister ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/4 "2008-05-28T19:13:30Z")
I’d either go for the Southern Fried Dodo, or the Filet Mignon from a Tyrannosaurus Rex (cooked rare) with an appetizer of Steamed Trilobites 😉 Yes, I’ll wait for it, I don’t mind… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/5 "2008-05-28T19:45:49Z")
Bean soup and boiled cabbage. If I have to suffer, they have to suffer. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/6 "2008-05-28T20:17:42Z")
But what if they aren’t using the gas chamber? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/7 "2008-05-28T20:21:46Z")
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. I never get any because my husband doesn’t like it. Oh, and a Coke. ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/8 "2008-05-29T00:19:49Z")
If I had to pick right now, I’d have… Hot fresh crusty bread with a slathering of sweet butter Rib eye steak, served blood rare with a brandy peppercorn sauce Lobster tail with garlic butter A couple bottles of nice red wine Sweet potato fries with sour cream for dipping Grilled asparagus and portobello mushrooms with a balsamic vinaigrette Oh, and a warm flourless chocolate torte with raspberry sorbet for dessert and a really really big cappuccino to wash it down. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/9 "2008-05-29T00:52:54Z")
Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. A lot of them. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/10 "2008-05-29T01:14:21Z")
Sushi. A shit-ton of it. And beef tataki as well. ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/11 "2008-05-29T16:47:17Z")
I want Popeyes. Mild fried chicken, cajun fries, mac&cheese, and a ton of biscuits. And enough Samuel Smith Oatmeat Stout that I won’t feel a thing when the end comes. ---
**Author:** ![Purgatory\_Creek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Purgatory\_Creek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purgatory_Creek)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/12 "2008-05-29T18:05:39Z")
Garlic cheese bread, French Silk pie, Jagermeister, and a half gallon of cigarettes. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/13 "2008-05-29T18:10:33Z")
A one pound chicken fried steak (I’m a vegetarian, but what the hell) fried in bacon grease. The bacon that created the grease. A pound of crispy French fries. A loaf of warm French bread with real butter. A scoop of every flavor of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream imaginable, topped with whipped cream An entire chocolate cake smoothered with vanilla icing. A bottle of red wine (I’m a teetotalling wino, but what the hell), followed by lots of hot coffee with cream and sweetner. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/14 "2008-05-29T18:14:14Z")
Crispy fried chicken, Caesar salad, buttery mashed potatoes, julienned honey-glazed carrots, a glass of Merlot, and chocolate brownie cheesecake with vanilla ice cream to finish. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/15 "2008-05-29T18:15:07Z")
Lobster bisque Snow crab clusters with lemon and drawn butter A boiled potato Salad with bleu cheese dressing An ice-cold beer A hot fudge sundae In other words, business as usual. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal-game/450915/16 "2008-05-29T18:22:49Z")
Crab cakes (I’ll even make the myself - I make the World’s Best Crab Cakes) Fresh corn on the cob with plenty of butter and pepper Asparagus lightly grilled My father’s biscuits Sweet tea Dessert - A giant hot-fudge maple nut sundae from Carl’s Frozen Custard I die a happy (and very full) man