# Last Meal? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 28, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842 "2000-09-28T04:27:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/21 "2000-09-28T16:57:49Z")
Oh my… I guess it would have to be a salad to start, then fried shrimp, rice, steamed artichoke, some Chinese food (probably twice-cooked pork or BBQ pork fried rice), a good steak, and cheesecake for dessert. Obviously I also am not worried about the diet or cholesterol in my last moments! ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/22 "2000-09-28T17:11:42Z")
I just checked out the Texas link-for-morbid-people, and my God! Some of these are worthy of dopers! David, Juan, Jessy, Spenser, Jose- how much food can you eat? Did they not feed these guys the last week? Cornelius- did you think eating healthy would extend your life? Eat a burger for God’s sake. Odell & Carlos need to lighten up- requesting Justice, Equality, World Peace, Temperance & Mercy? Wrong again, apparently. Jonathan wanted the Eucharist? Didn’t anybody tell him he could get that anyway? Robert wanted to donate his last meal to a homeless person. Want to bet on whether or not they did it? And Genaro- mom made him eat that burger. You never know when you might get hungry, son… I can understand booze & cigarettes being off limits, I guess. But bubble gum? Afraid I’ll choke before you get your shot (so to speak) at me? When do they cut off your cigarettes? Too funny, much more entertaining than work today… ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/23 "2000-09-28T17:50:44Z")
I love this guy… > [@](#): > > Twenty-four soft shell tacos, six enchiladas, six tostados, two whole onions, five jalapenos, two cheeseburgers, one chocolate shake, one quart of milk and one package of Marlboro cigarettes. (Prohibited by TDCJ policy) Geez… Going out in style. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/24 "2000-09-28T18:01:03Z")
Mine would be a simple request… Fugu Livers…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/25 "2000-09-28T21:13:26Z")
I think Narile’s got the right idea. Wish I’d thought of that one myself. Before I saw his post, though, I was thinking I’d order a big pile o’ raw oysters and Caesar salad made the traditional way. And raw cookie dough for dessert. Umm, salmonella… BTW, did anybody else find that link terribly depressing? Especially the guy whose mom made him eat the hamburger… ---
**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/26 "2000-09-28T22:51:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Narile \* > \*\*Mine would be a simple request… > > Fugu Livers…🙂 \*\* The warden said to shut up and eat your cheeseburger. Hey, if they’re not gonna let us have cigs or beer or nekkid ladies on the halfshell, what makes you think they’d give you something that’s REALLY gonna take away their fun? ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/27 "2000-09-29T00:38:23Z")
\>\>The Governor ain’t calling. Of course, he’s busy on the campaign trail. \>\> Re-trial has been denied. The judicial sytem is a sham set up to oppress the poor. \>\> Nobody’s crusading for your release. Now I know the meaning of “fair weather friends” \>\>What do you want for your last meal? Tombstone pizza. what else? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/28 "2000-09-29T01:19:01Z")
Mcdonalds hamburgers. Burger king chicken tenders and french fries. Papa Johns cheese pizza. A bag of popcorn. Gummy worms. Ben and Jerry’s cherry Garcia ice cream with hot fudge. And to wash it all down an ice cold Coke. Yummy. (Mind you I woujld never eat that unless I was going to die the next day anyway. it would probably get me sick) ---
**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/29 "2000-09-29T01:23:36Z")
I’d finally try haggis. Got nothing to lose. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/30 "2000-09-29T02:02:54Z")
I would like a whoooole lotta mashed potatoes. Like, 20 pounds worth. And potroast! Chocolate potroast! With green gravy! And green jell-o and spam! ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/31 "2000-09-29T02:59:34Z")
Candied-yams… NO SHUT UP!!! Candied-yams. Thats it. Candied-Yams. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/32 "2000-09-29T03:13:11Z")
Vegemite. And I’d throw it at the warden. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/33 "2000-09-29T04:32:05Z")
A friend of mine at work came up with a nice twist…only works if your last meal must be given… _Point at warden_ You. (This is also known as the Hannibal Lecter Lunch.) ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/34 "2000-09-29T04:38:30Z")
a yummy starch fest: a huge piece of chicken fried steak **tons** of mashed potatoes cream gravy buttery, salty corn _many_ fluffy biscuits root beer in a frozen mug as you can tell, I have an affinity for carbohydrates!! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/35 "2000-09-29T12:34:22Z")
If I was going to die as a good non-drinking vegetarian: Vegetable egg foo yung, vegetable fried rice, extra gravy, egg drop soup, vegetable pizza, one scoop of every flavor of Ben&Jerry’s you can find covered with real whipped cream, and a pot of coffee with half & half and sweet & low. HOWEVER, it would probably be a pound of fried bacon, a pound of chicken-fried steak, extra gravy, french fries, one scoop of every flavor of Ben&Jerry’s you can find covered with real whipped cream, and a bottle of Cold Duck. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/36 "2000-09-29T14:18:14Z")
Mac-n-Cheese, pint of Guinness, pint of Ben and Jerry’s Super NY Chunk. And of course for my musical selection it would have to be Iron Maiden’s _Hallowed By Thy Name_ and I read that list man some guys went all out! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842/37 "2000-09-29T16:50:10Z")
A bottle of wine. A vintage year of, say…2050. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meal/34842.md?page=1)