# Last meals

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 12, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597 "2001-06-12T21:40:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/1 "2001-06-12T21:40:43Z")

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Just kind of an eerie thing to read. The list of what the executed prisoners in Texas requested for their last meal:

[http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm](http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm)

I’d like to have lobster, baked potato, asparagus with hollandaise, iced tea with lemon (apparently they don’t allow alcohol or tobacco). Unfortunately that may not be doable, since I hear they sometime require the meal to be cooked by the prison cafeteria. When they killed McVeigh he could orver anything under $20 from a local restaurant (He had two pints of mint chocolate chip).

So what would _you_ have for your last meal?

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**Author:** ![\_authority](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e56c9b/32.png) [@\_authority](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_authority)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/2 "2001-06-12T22:19:40Z")

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Foot long cheese & chili dog with raw onions and sweet pepper relish washed down with a vanilla milk shake. No question!

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/3 "2001-06-12T22:27:35Z")

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I can’t imagine wanting to eat anything under those circumstances.

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**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/4 "2001-06-12T22:35:26Z")

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A big plate of Cincinnati 3-way chili with breadsticks and to drink a big cup of lemonade mixed exactly half with tropical punch kool aid. That meal right there is yummy to the second power.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/5 "2001-06-12T22:38:55Z")

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Gads! Don’t they know what that kind of food does to their arteries??? :eek:

Creepy.

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**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/6 "2001-06-12T23:19:56Z")

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Scary but true: when I heard about Mcveigh being executed, my first thought was “Wasn’t that supposed to be tomorrow?”

My second thought was “Ooh, chocolate mint!”

I can’t see being on death row, but If I had to choose a last meal, it would probably be something insanely unhealthy - I thinka tub of Ice cream is the right idea.

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/7 "2001-06-13T01:34:54Z")

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Some items I did not expect to see on this site:

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> 209 | Offender Information | Barnes, Jr. | Odell | 998 | 03/01/2000 | Justice, Equality, World Peace
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> 157 | Offender Information | Teague, Jr. | Delbert | 849 | 09/09/1998 | None. Last minute he decided to eat a hamburger at his Mother’s request.
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> 123 | Offender Information | Madden | Robert | 822 | 05/28/1997 | Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person
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> 65 | Offender Information | Kelly | Carl | 688 | 08/20/1993 | Wild game or whatever is on the menu and cold lemonade. Served cheeseburger and french fries, declined last meal

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/8 "2001-06-13T02:26:48Z")

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Deep dish mushroom & sausage pizza, a rare steak, grilled corn on the cob with butter and salt and a chocolate malt.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/9 "2001-06-13T03:12:12Z")

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Well, I would be in the mood for something breakfasty. Like Sasquatch Steak grilled over Moon rocks, with Moa eggs to the side. Or maybe fried American Passenger Pigeon…don’t worry, I’ll wait while y’all find em and fix em… 😉

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/last-meals/68597/10 "2001-06-13T10:30:00Z")

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Along Anthracite’s line:

I would want a hard boiled dodo egg, breast of bald eagle over a bed of wild rice, some panda steaks, a koala burger, and a human liver with a side of fava beans. Oh, and a nice chanti.
